WISH CORRUPTER!!!!! 2.0

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granted, but your fangs fall off.

I wish I wasn't lazy to take off my other shoe.

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Granted, but your laziness turns into intense rage, and you rip off your foot with your shoe

I wish anime would get subbed faster

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grated, but you can't read.

I wish fanime would be sooner.

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Granted, it's tomorrow, but you break both your legs, your costume gets torn up by dogs, and your car breaks down...and an old lady comes by and whacks you on the head with her cane and you're unconcious for the next week

I wish allergies didn't exist

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granted, but you fall in a pit of poison oak.

Why do girls ask me out so much?

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THATS NOT A WISH DORK lmao

I'm gonna ruin it anyway though pyohohoho~
You turn so fat that your body melds to your couch
and then you are unable to do anything but watch reruns of an indescribably bad tv series because your fat rolls are so big that they keep you an inch from the remote
AND THE COOKIE JAR BREAKS D:

EDIT: I got so into that I forgot to make a wish XD
I wish there was a specialty japanese snack store close by :'(

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haha that was the wrong thread lol D;
but it hurt...poor jar.

Granted, the store was there...but never opened.

I wish I was at the arcade longer.

[questionette]

Granted, but all the games get shut off and you're locked inside for the night

I wish my kitty was nicer D:

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granted, but it was nicer to other people, not you.

I wish it would rain.

[questionette]

Granted, but it's acid rain and your skin melts off and you die.

I wish that working at my job was more fun

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Granted, but you got fired.

I wish i had a warthog.

[JohnnyAR]

Granted but it blows up

I wish I could learn every single martial arts form there is in an instant

[questionette]

Granted, but you forget how to do everything else - how to communicate, how to walk normally, even how to eat and drink and sleep

I wish there was more stuff to do around here.

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Granted, you did everything til there was nothing else to do after.

I wish school would end.

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Granted, but there's a draft and you get deported

I wish dogs were smarter

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granted, but they were so smart that that ruled the world and made everyone be their slaves.

I wish the old fashion pokemon was on tv again.

[questionette]

Granted, but they only speak CHINESE (not even japanese)

I wish I could go to sleep

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granted, you never woke up.

I wish I had food in my room.

[questionette]

Granted, it's a box of trix cereal, with a prize inside...SOMEONE'S FINGER

I wish I was in disneyland =[

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granted, but it there weren't people to operate the rides nor entertainment.

I wish I had more oreos.