Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Started by Gatsby, December 07, 2007, 09:07:45 AM

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Rei-Rei

#1120
January 17, 2009, 05:42:36 PM
The person who fixes washing machines.

Where the hell is Anna?

K&K4ever

#1121
January 17, 2009, 07:26:25 PM
in the bathroom

can I fall asleep to birds chirping?
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

EvilBunnyKid

#1122
January 18, 2009, 11:08:36 AM
Only if Anna doesnt flush them down the toilet!


Is there someone thats ALWAYS ontime?  And if so, can they give my friend lessons?

Rei-Rei

#1123
January 18, 2009, 12:44:14 PM
Yes, but that'll cost you.

Why are there so many Saw movies?

EvilBunnyKid

#1124
January 18, 2009, 04:29:50 PM
Because theres alot to be seen!!!

Are you Jumby?

Gatsby

#1125
January 18, 2009, 06:37:12 PM
No, he wants to be born now though.

Where did the time go?

kona_kona

#1126
January 18, 2009, 07:25:08 PM
To the past, present, and future.

Why did L have to die?

Gatsby

#1127
January 18, 2009, 08:24:06 PM
SPOILER ALERT DAMN YOU! ;)

Why do I look so nice in girls clothing?

Rei-Rei

#1128
January 18, 2009, 10:41:29 PM
Because late at night, you secretly inject hormones into your arm to look more feminine.

Why is my phone always dead?

K&K4ever

#1129
January 20, 2009, 10:44:39 AM
It keeps getting shot

How could I have fallen asleep after the inauguration? :o
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

EvilBunnyKid

#1130
January 23, 2009, 09:47:34 AM
Because you tired yourself out Laughing when the judge messed up the OATH!!!


What time is it in Japan if its bedtime here?

K&K4ever

#1131
January 23, 2009, 10:48:03 AM
11:00 next Tuesday

WTF is up with Fox News?
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

Gatsby

#1132
January 23, 2009, 01:30:43 PM
WTF isn't up with Fox News?

Why is time moving so slowly today?

Rei-Rei

#1133
January 23, 2009, 03:01:48 PM
Because you're stalling it.

Where's my choco milkshake?

K&K4ever

#1134
January 24, 2009, 08:07:39 PM
*burp* I eated it

Why am I so tired?
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

Gatsby

#1135
January 24, 2009, 08:14:37 PM
Your battery is dying.

Why does my chest hurt?

K&K4ever

#1136
January 24, 2009, 08:20:12 PM
There's an elephant on your chest

Who will win best picture at the Oscars?
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

Gatsby

#1137
January 24, 2009, 09:40:31 PM
Not the one you want.

Where is my homework?

Rei-Rei

#1138
January 25, 2009, 07:48:35 AM
In your pants.

Why did I wake up so early?

K&K4ever

#1139
January 26, 2009, 01:47:21 AM
The rooster crowed

Why did I see in so late today?
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.
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