WISH CORRUPTER!!!!! 2.0

doriangray · May 29, 2009, 11:30:42 AM

Granted. You now have to face sexual harrassment by Brock.

I wish I had a singing voice.

Liquid · May 29, 2009, 03:00:29 PM

Granted. You now have the singing voice of a retarded chimpazee with Strep throat.

I wish for eternal life.

doriangray · May 29, 2009, 04:07:41 PM

Granted. You are now Dorian Gray, with everything that comes along with being me. ;D

I wish for attention.

Liquid · May 29, 2009, 05:59:12 PM

Quote from: doriangray on May 29, 2009, 04:07:41 PM
I wish for attention.

Granted. Your dad now beats you, constantly.

I wish for good luck in all things.

Liquid · June 05, 2009, 03:18:29 PM

Did I just win? :D

DentyneIce408 · June 05, 2009, 08:42:28 PM

Quote from: Liquid on May 29, 2009, 05:59:12 PM

I wish for good luck in all things.

Granted. All things are now lucky, except for you.

I wish it was the holiday 4-20!

doriangray · June 05, 2009, 10:36:49 PM

Granted, but you were too stoned to realize it, so you went to work, and got fired.

I wish Smallville wasn't moving to Friday nights.

Liquid · June 05, 2009, 11:18:32 PM

Quote from: doriangray on June 05, 2009, 10:36:49 PM
I wish Smallville wasn't moving to Friday nights.

Granted. Smallville just got cancelled.

I wish my wishes couldn't get corrupted.

chococlatte · June 06, 2009, 11:43:23 AM

Granted. You just lost the ability to wish for anything.

I wish I had better friends.

DentyneIce408 · June 06, 2009, 12:28:49 PM

Granted. All your friends are nolonger humans but forest critters instead.

I wish for peace and prosperity throughout the world.

Liquid · June 06, 2009, 02:06:51 PM

Quote from: DentyneIce408 on June 06, 2009, 12:28:49 PM
I wish for peace and prosperity throughout the world.

Granted. A plague kills off the human race. The world is now peaceful and free to prosper uninterupted.

I wish for awesome and high quality free food for the rest of my life.

doriangray · June 06, 2009, 10:30:56 PM

Quote from: Liquid on June 06, 2009, 02:06:51 PM

I wish for awesome and high quality free food for the rest of my life.

Granted. You're allergic to it and you break out in hives. You die a slow, agonizing death of brain damage from asphxyation, then starve.

I wish for everyone elses' wishes to come true.

Liquid · June 07, 2009, 11:18:54 AM

Quote from: doriangray on June 06, 2009, 10:30:56 PM
I wish for everyone elses' wishes to come true.

Granted, but one of the guys was a little nutso and wished for the universe to not exist. Now there is nothing. :-\

I wish for less drama.

doriangray · June 07, 2009, 02:42:50 PM

Quote from: Liquid on June 07, 2009, 11:18:54 AM

I wish for less drama.

Granted. You now have no friends to make drama.

I wish for bountiful charisma and performance talent.

chococlatte · June 07, 2009, 08:47:59 PM

Granted. You now work in a Gentlemen's Club in Las Vegas.

I wish for this thread to die. ;D

Runewitt · June 07, 2009, 10:37:47 PM

Granted, but then someone necro'd it, and its a zombeh thread.

i wish i had more hours at work.

Liquid · June 08, 2009, 12:41:39 PM

Quote from: Runewitt on June 07, 2009, 10:37:47 PM
i wish i had more hours at work.

Granted, but you work salary, so working more doesn't help out your paycheck.

I wish that there was no more world hunger.

G.I.R · June 09, 2009, 11:18:10 PM

Granted. All the Starving people died. :'(

I wish I had a sandwich.

DentyneIce408 · June 10, 2009, 09:35:17 AM

Granted. You only get a sandwich with only mayo.

I wish all corrupted wishes have the oppisite effect! ;D

Liquid · June 10, 2009, 09:57:52 AM

Quote from: DentyneIce408 on June 10, 2009, 09:35:17 AM
I wish all corrupted wishes have the oppisite effect! ;D

Granted. All corrupted wishes now have been "Ungranted" since that is the opposite of "Granted" corrupted wishes. The world is now a better place without corrupted wishes, but you won't get to see it because you die of the plague.

I wish for $5 million in legal cash in my bank account, uncorrupted.