WISH CORRUPTER!!!!! 2.0

michiko nakano · September 22, 2009, 01:05:50 PM

granted. but your transcripts must now all be signed by the president by hand.

I wish stir fry didn't take so much d@mn preparation.

Liquid · September 22, 2009, 01:07:21 PM

Granted. Stir fry now comes in microwavable pouches!

I wish that I had the ability to never forget anything.

michiko nakano · September 22, 2009, 01:11:00 PM

granted. now you can never forget the horrible secks you had with that really ugly girl.

I wish my bruises would go away.

Liquid · September 22, 2009, 01:17:00 PM

Granted. They instead turn into itchy burning rashes. :-X

I wish my bad knee wasn't hurting right now.

michiko nakano · September 22, 2009, 01:18:58 PM

granted! I'll give it a kiss!

I wish my friend hadn't lost my LOTR game for my gameboy advance...

Liquid · September 22, 2009, 01:23:07 PM

Granted! It was instead melted in a fire when their house burned down.

I wish that I could be a morning person.

Quote from: michiko nakano on September 22, 2009, 01:18:58 PM
granted! I'll give it a kiss!

That is not a corruption! :P

michiko nakano · September 22, 2009, 01:37:03 PM

^ neither is stir fry in microwaveable pouches!

granted. now you can't stay awake past seven p.m.

Liquid · September 22, 2009, 01:38:00 PM

Quote from: michiko nakano on September 22, 2009, 01:37:03 PM
^ neither is stir fry in microwaveable pouches!

But mircowavable food usually isn't as tasty! <.<;

michiko nakano · September 22, 2009, 01:45:12 PM

granted! But she has hair all over her body and just goes limp and stares at you during!

^actually those little pot pies are kindof amazing

Liquid · September 22, 2009, 01:47:34 PM

Quote from: michiko nakano on September 22, 2009, 01:45:12 PM
granted! But she has hair all over her body and just goes limp and stares at you during!

Nothing that a shave, some eletricity, and a blindfold can't fix.

I wish that there wasn't traffic on the freeway every day.

michiko nakano · September 22, 2009, 01:49:14 PM

granted. but your car's transmission is cracked and your engine won't turn.

michiko nakano · September 22, 2009, 01:50:27 PM

Quote from: michiko nakano on September 22, 2009, 01:49:14 PM
granted. but your car's transmission is cracked and your engine won't turn.

oops, forgot to wish something. I wish i had strawberry ice cream!

Liquid · September 22, 2009, 01:53:01 PM

Granted, but some girl with bruises kissed it...and some guy with a bad knee stuck it in the microwave.

I wish work was over already.

michiko nakano · September 22, 2009, 02:05:15 PM

denied! unfortunately i can't control space and time.

I wish i could control space and time.

Liquid · September 22, 2009, 02:09:06 PM

Granted! Here is a new game just released by Capcom! *Hands you a copy of Space and Time.*

I wish that I had my own private office.

michiko nakano · September 22, 2009, 02:10:25 PM

granted. now you can be plagued by office gnomes!

I wish my rib would pop back into place.

Liquid · September 22, 2009, 02:17:11 PM

Granted! The rib you pulled from the rack of ribs at the BBQ pops magically back onto the rack. All of the attendees are shocked and a little confused.

I wish that I could transform regular rocks into gold.

michiko nakano · September 22, 2009, 02:19:34 PM

granted! everything you touch turns into gold.

I wish I hadn't gotten that speeding ticket...

Liquid · September 22, 2009, 02:26:26 PM

Granted! *Goes back in time and turns your car into gold so that it cannot be driven*

I wish humans were not so fragile.

michiko nakano · September 22, 2009, 02:38:05 PM

granted! now they never die and the world becomes overpopulated.

I wish my dishwasher worked.