Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Liquid · September 27, 2009, 02:09:02 PM

2012.

What will be the cause?

DentyneIce408 · September 27, 2009, 02:18:55 PM

When America decides to redub Animes using voice actors from Disney!

Why won't it rain yet?

Liquid · September 27, 2009, 02:37:48 PM

Because it is so hot that the rain evaporates before it gets close to the ground.

How is it that I can type perfectly with my eyes closed?

Nightroad · September 27, 2009, 03:08:47 PM

You've spent a very long time typing on these forums.

Why am I here?

michiko nakano · September 27, 2009, 08:05:02 PM

Because it exploded and they haven't finished the repairs quite yet.

Why does it have so many calories in it!!!

Nightroad · September 27, 2009, 09:18:32 PM

Because the company really loves peoples hips...

What would you do if your coffee mug started singing to you?

G.I.R · September 27, 2009, 10:01:25 PM

Change brands of coffee.

What should my new beverage of choice be?

Shinigami_Lover · September 28, 2009, 08:57:53 AM

Dr Thunder! No it should Italian Sodas :P

Would u want to be hungry in a food place and have no money?

Liquid · September 28, 2009, 10:44:08 AM

No?

Would you rather be punched in the face or one of your delicate places?

michiko nakano · September 28, 2009, 07:25:19 PM

face.

you?

Liquid · September 28, 2009, 10:48:11 PM

Same answer. Your face.

Lose an index finger or a big toe?

ELDEMONIO · September 29, 2009, 11:48:32 AM

Big Toe. All Fingers are needed to give a good punch.

Where was that girl today?

Liquid · September 29, 2009, 12:05:11 PM

On vacation with her boyfriend.

What's with the weather?

ELDEMONIO · September 29, 2009, 12:07:07 PM

It's cloudy because it wants to rain and make Liquid's day worse. >:(

Where are my pants?

Liquid · September 29, 2009, 12:22:58 PM

On the floor of your best friend's bedroom.

Why are you walking funny?

ELDEMONIO · September 29, 2009, 12:28:19 PM

Because that's the way we gangstas walk these days.

How can I stay home and not work today?

Liquid · September 29, 2009, 12:55:27 PM

Stage a car wreck, call in sick, quit, get yourself fired, say you had a death in the family, tell them you got snowed in, say you just got diagnosed with cancer, tell them your wife just had a baby, take vacation, blow up your work, set your manager on fire, etc etc.

Which one of those sounds good?

michiko nakano · September 29, 2009, 01:36:13 PM

You forgot to add that he could say his girlfriend is in the hospital. WAIT. He doesn't have a girlfriend.

Why does he want to be a gangster?

Liquid · September 29, 2009, 01:38:48 PM

Because they get discounts on spinners at Walmart.

How did Michiko become a mermaid?

michiko nakano · September 29, 2009, 01:43:17 PM

Because I used to swim really gracefully.

Where is my hairbrush...