WISH CORRUPTER!!!!! 2.0

[PinkHairSasuke]

Granted! They are now not broken but hurt instead

I wish I was an awesome chef like Mung Daal in Chowder

[c2chaos]

Granted, but you are forced to wear an apron and cool chef hat made of highly flammable materials soaked in thermite.


I wish water wasn't so wet.

[doriangray]

Granted.  Have fun with your oil-based showers.

I wish that both Green Arrow chase figures will be in the brick of Heroclix I buy on Wednesday.

[c2chaos]

Granted, but it will only be available on Wednesday, February 29th.

I wish I was ambidextrous.

[Liquid]

Granted. You are now ambidextrous....in the feet. Both of your feet can now do any task that a normal primary foot could do. Like... walk...and kick stuff..... congrats.

I wish I got rewarded or acknowledged for hard work on the job.

[c2chaos]

Granted, your hard work as an evil villain has been acknowledged by Batman.
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I wish that average was normal.

[Liquid]

Average is already normal, although typically normal is in the eye of the beholder. So.....your wish is granted....and I didn't even have to twitch my nose. Awesome.

I wish I could wave a wand and make all the stupid people in the world die or not be stupid...but I'm really leaning towards the first option. ::) (By stupid, I mean ignorant people who believe lies they are fed and tend to travel in mobs.....cause dumb people like to flock together.)

[c2chaos]

Granted! You're dead, and this section just turned into a Death Note. You still get a magic wand that glows--magically.

I wish my toilet flushes the other way.

[Liquid]

Granted. The waste and water now flows OUT of your toilet. Dunno why you'd ever wish that though.......

I wish that all foods were healthy without having to compromise the quality of taste.

[Elimeno]

Granted. The waste and water now flows OUT of your toilet. Dunno why you'd ever wish that though.......

I wish that all foods were healthy without having to compromise the quality of taste.

Granted, Everything is now uber healthy but tastes and smells like Durian

I wish I could fly high in the sky

[PinkHairSasuke]

Granted! You can fly with your untrained dragon.

I wish I had my Fanime cosplay finished

[doriangray]

Granted.  Your Sailor Mercury cosplay is now finished sir.

I wish my tummy would stop hurting.

[Liquid]

Granted. The cause of the pain has now moved to your lower intestine.

I wish that I did not require sleep.

[c2chaos]

Granted! All your vital organs and eyes are placed in a big man-shaped jar. You'll never have to feel tired again!


I wish I had an octo-Luka.

[Liquid]

Granted. You once had an octo-Luka. However, you don't know what happened to it.

I wish I got paid $200 dollars an hour.

[doriangray]

Granted.  You've acquired that $200/hour thought embezzling and the FBI and Dateline NBC are now parked on your lawn.

I wish for a glazed donut.

[c2chaos]

Granted. Your glazed donut just came out of the kiln and is as hard as a rock.

I wish I'd win the lottery.

[doriangray]

Granted.  You will win the lottery and have an immediate heart attack.

Wish I knew which strategy to use on Sunday's game.

[c2chaos]

Granted. However, you can't play and whenever you explain it, it sounds like jibberish.


I wish my videos would convert faster!

[Elimeno]

granted they are now done in mp3 format

I wish it was may already