WISH CORRUPTER!!!!! 2.0

[c2chaos]

Granted, it is now may day and you are plummeting at 80 miles per hour into the earth in an F-16.

I wish my nose wasn't bleeding.

[doriangray]

Granted.  You stop bleeding after bleeding out and are left a cold husk on the floor.

I wish for the last five posts to have their wishes re-corrupted.

[PinkHairSasuke]

Granted! They are all now corrupted along with yours!

I wish I had the Sharingan

[c2chaos]

Granted! You are now known as "Sasukeuchiha92 Sharing-an eye."

I wish I had a Persacom.

[Mint]

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I wish I was magical.

[c2chaos]

Poof! You're a straight-to-video Disney film!

I wish the next poster would wish for a snow cone!

[doriangray]

I wish that c2chaos would buy me a snowcone!

[_Rena_]

Granted, he has bought himself a sandwich.

I wish for a cupcake.

[c2chaos]

Granted. You get a cake made of cups!

I wish I had a maid.

[PinkHairSasuke]

Granted! You now have a maid who does nothing.

I wish I Fanime would come quicker

[c2chaos]

OMG! It came everywhere!

I wish I could watch some Inspector Gadget cartoons.

[PinkHairSasuke]

Granted! You can watch them but that doesn't mean you will watch them.

I wish I had a pet monkey

[c2chaos]

Granted, but it's dead. I'm sorry MONKEY! (T_T)


I wish it'd rain tonight.

[doriangray]

Granted.  It rains tonight... in Seattle.

I wish that my eye appointment on Tuesday goes well.

[c2chaos]

Granted. Now you have another appointment for the other eye.


I wish this paper would write itself.

[doriangray]

Granted.  The paper is entitled "Destiny" and it is appropriately a blank slate.

I wish that someone would think of a wish for me.

[PinkHairSasuke]

Granted! All your wishes will be made by everyone but you.

I wish Invader Zim was back on the air

[doriangray]

Granted.  It is now on the air on a cable channel that you can't receive, in languages that you don't understand.

*Waits for someone to make a wish for me now that everyone makes wishes for me*

[heeroyuy135]

*no one makes a wish for you...except for Satan*

I wish that all my homework assignments were done so that I could focus on Fanime

[doriangray]

Granted.  They're done, but not complete.  Next thing you know you will be in your mid-thirties and working retail.

*Still can't make wishes for myself because of posts 1395-1396*