Super-Ultra Random Prize Machine

[AuroraDreamer]

You get a candy wrapper.
**inserts coin**

[Somebody]

You got a cookie!
**inserts coin**

[AuroraDreamer]

You won a lemon-lime soda.
**Inserts Coinage**

[Somebody]

You got a waffle!
**inserts coin**

[AuroraDreamer]

You won waffle butter, for your lack of waffles.
**inserts coin**

[hikarihoshi28]

You get a scientific calculator! =D

*insert coin*

[Somebody]

You got a farmer's tan!
**inserts coin**

[c2chaos]

You get an angry crab.
**inserts coin**

[Somebody]

You got a chinchilla!
**inserts coin**

[c2chaos]

You get a FF7:AC Tifa action figure.
**inserts coin**

[Elimeno]

you get a coin

**inserts coin**

[Somebody]

You get a wooden nickel!
**inserts coin**

[MyMidnightAffair]

Instead of winning something, you get the feeling of donating a free coin and getting nothing in return.

*inserts coins*

[Somebody]

You get a furball!
**inserts coin**

[MyMidnightAffair]

You get someone's virginity.

*inserts coins*

[Somebody]

(That was a spit-take moment right there. Congrats xDDDDDD)
You get origami paper!
**inserts coin**

[hikarihoshi28]

You get a Miyazaki sootball.  :D

*insert coin*

[Somebody]

(YES!)
You get rock candy! (The kind that the sootballs eat, which is delicious! xD)
**inserts coin**

[AuroraDreamer]

You get an extreme home makeover!
**inserts coin**

[Somebody]

You get taxes!
**inserts coin**