Super-Ultra Random Prize Machine

[Somebody]

You get a red-eyed Cheshire cat!
**inserts coin**

[AuroraDreamer]

You get a lima bean
**inserts coin**

[Somebody]

You get a Falafel!
**inserts coin**

[MyMidnightAffair]

You've won Jack & Jill's pail!


*inserts coins*

[Somebody]

You get a photo stand.
**inserts coin**

[c2chaos]

You got a monocle.
**inserts coin**

[Somebody]

You get a mustache!
**inserts coin**

[c2chaos]

You get a missing finger.
**inserts coin**

[Somebody]

You get a zombie raccoon!
**inserts coin**

[c2chaos]

You got a man missing an index finger.
**inserts coin**

[Somebody]

You get tomato soup!
**inserts coin**

[AuroraDreamer]

You got a pint of donated O- blood.
**inserts coin**

[Somebody]

You get a vampire bunny.
**inserts coin**

[AbsolutelyCursed]

You get a vampire bat.
**inserts coin**

[Somebody]

You get a SPARKLY vampire which=DEATH. xD
*inserts coin**

[AuroraDreamer]

You got a mongoose.
**inserts coin**

[Somebody]

You got a unicorn!
**inserts coin**

[AbsolutelyCursed]

You get an ogre
**inserts coin**

[Somebody]

You get Eddie Murphey!
**inserts coin**

[AuroraDreamer]

You got a toothbrush.
**inserts coin**