Super-Ultra Random Prize Machine

[c2chaos]

You get an obedient angry mob of hobbits.
**inserts coin**

[AbsolutelyCursed]

You get the protesters from Fanime
**inserts coin**

[AuroraDreamer]

You got a deck of Happy Feet Uno Cards.
**inserts coin**

[AbsolutelyCursed]

You get extra life points (very generous prize machine)
**inserts coin**

[Somebody]

You get a day without a computer! (not so generous now eh? xP)
**inserts coin**

[AuroraDreamer]

You got a pet llama.

**inserts coin**

[AbsolutelyCursed]

You get food to feed the llama
**inserts coin**

[AuroraDreamer]

You got a lima bean.
**inserts coin**

[doriangray]

You get a signed, glossy photo of me!

*inserts coin*

[c2chaos]

You got a signed matte photo of yourself in a bathtub.
**inserts coin**

[MyMidnightAffair]

You get a fireflower from Super Mario.

*inserts coins*

[DentyneIce408]

You get the frog suit from Super Mario Brothers 3!

*Inserts coin*

[MyMidnightAffair]

You get one of Yoshi's explosive eggs from Super Mario!

*inserts coins*

[doriangray]

You now have reflective shots!

*inserts coin*

[MyMidnightAffair]

You get a worried mother that always bangs on your door ever 5 Minutes just to see if you're doing fine!!

*instead of you inserting the coins, the coins jump out of your pockets and insert themselves*

[doriangray]

You get a room full of Fanime Forum Games posters!

*inserts coin*

[Somebody]

(ha ha nice xD)
You get a strict cell phone contract!
**inserts coin**

[c2chaos]

You got a bratty brother.
**inserts coin**

[Somebody]

You get a persnickety sister.
**inserts coin**

[c2chaos]

You got an $15 iTunes gift card.
*inserts coin*