Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[MyMidnightAffair]

Yo momma.


Did you dun goofed this time?

[Runewitt]

No.

You jelly?

[L0Lpants]

no, i mustard


what the hell are you aiming at?!

[koolcalcat1]

Your dick

Why do apples taste good?

[L0Lpants]

Mother Nature put some secret sauce in it when nobody was looking


I'm going to ask you 1 question: Do you feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?

[Runewitt]

that was two.

Catdog?

[L0Lpants]

sure, 2 over here plzs. No relish




Must you drown your food in soy sauce?!

[MyMidnightAffair]

Yes.
And dried sushi.
And furikkake.

And..
And..

[etc.]

Were you always that big?
[You can take this comment however you like.]

[PinkHairSasuke]

No, I used the Bowflex

Are you gonna spank my hams?

[Rhornez]

I dont roll that way


Why did i wander san jose 3 weeks before the con untill 11pm and didnt go home till 1 am? yet i live in oakland

[MyMidnightAffair]

You were looking for a porn shop.


Why do schools have a ban on gangster apparel?

[L0Lpants]

they don't want the students to make friends of the same color clothing


how come theres no word to rhyme with orange?

[MyMidnightAffair]

Actually...

Door hinge.

Would you be my knight in shining armor if it was 100 degrees outside?

[L0Lpants]

might as well, i'll just go full commando under the armor so nobody would know. Wait a minute...i just typed that, didn't i?



if a person ate nothing but salty food like taffy, would their blood be as salty as the water in the Dead Sea?

[MyMidnightAffair]

Yes.

So salty, that one's sweat would taste of salt.


Why are you in my closet?

[L0Lpants]

i'm playing hide n' seek. Duh



why are bananas shaped the way they are?

[otakuya]

God sneezed while making a straight line


What is a canuck?

[MyMidnightAffair]

Someone you will never bang.


   Did you just piss yourself?

[Runewitt]

no, i was in the pool.


do you like to go camping?

[L0Lpants]

um...no. Wern't houses made so we wouldn't have to do that anymore?! Nature's cool & all, but just in the sense that it doesn't follow me when i go into a building


what'd that alien just say?