Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[L0Lpants]

Daylight Savings is backwards. Roll 1 hr. Forward but time goes faster


Why can't I stop picking out my head-grass? (head-grass=hair)

[Rhornez]

cause ur grooming

why cant i stop procrastinating>?

[AngelWings]

Cause you're a pro at it!

Why does trying to teach my grandmother anything to do with electronics end in her sulking?

[L0Lpants]

because the text on the screen isn't colorful enough



why can't my mustache grow out more than a few centimeters?

[Rhornez]

you underage

why does my steak taste good?

[MyMidnightAffair]

Because it's got a piece of me in it. .-.


Why aren't you bleeding?

[Rhornez]

because the piece of you is protecting me

why am i eating salsa

[N.E.R.V.agent220]

because you ran out of tortilla chips.


Are there any republicans in the city of Vancouver?

[otakuya]

I don't care. F them.  ;D


Now whatcha gonna do?

[L0Lpants]

gunna do the same thing we do every night, Otakuya. TRY & TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!


You're still not going to feel this moody 2 days from now, are you?

[otakuya]

No. I better not. (Wait, that's a good answer. Not a stupid one.)



Where's the beef?

[Rhornez]

in my fridge


wheres the homework

[MyMidnightAffair]

In mah belleh.



Are you high?

[Rhornez]

oh god im high

why am i high?

[Runewitt]

get off the ladder, you are an efg.
you dont belong anywhere above ground level.

awake?

[MyMidnightAffair]

Yes. And tired.



Can you help me find my orphan tears?

[Runewitt]

check under your pillow.

did you want to bring them to fanime?

[MyMidnightAffair]

No, they're going to watch marathons of Adventure Time, MAd TV, & Nickelodeon.

[L0Lpants]

^didn't post a question, so....



How can you "break the unbreakable"?

[c2chaos]

Leave a dent or an impression, otherwise, get everyone to assume it's broken.
How do your cure crows feet?