Random Lies About the Person Above You. v2.0

[c2chaos]

^ posting on a laptop made completely out of Pocky.

[Somebody]

^posting while on break from his butler duties

[AuroraDreamer]

^ is a Keebler elf. Where are my cookies?

[Somebody]

^is a tomato box fairy! xD

[AuroraDreamer]

^ is currently sitting in Busby's Chair.

[Somebody]

^was injured gravely by a Panjandrum

[doriangray]

^Has been replaced by a panda.

[Somebody]

(ZOMGTIBETREF?)
^made c2 sick with a menacing glare
Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~

[PinkHairSasuke]

waited in line at Comic Con just to get a picture with Pikachu

[doriangray]

^Has found the cure for most of the world's diseases.

[AuroraDreamer]

^ is the reason for most of the world's diseases.

[monikamilani]

^is the reason for the wigs bought constantly nowadays. 0.o and, you should know why XD

[doriangray]

^ Is the reason why tabloid writers still have a job.

[AuroraDreamer]

^ currently is writing an article on the posters on the Fanime boards.

[monikamilani]

is currently writing an article about me XD

[Jerry]

^ is taking too many pictures of me.

[Somebody]

^can't get enough photos of himself in his cosplay

[Jerry]

^ gambles on competitive video gaming. 

[Runewitt]

stabbed the old spice man in the eye at comic con

[Jerry]

^ changed into a form of said knife with his ability gained from comic con.