Random Lies About the Person Above You. v2.0

[PinkHairSasuke]

^was sitting behind him sitting in front of my window

[smurfqueen]

^ Like it when people sit outside his window

[Dr Mario]

^Does not know that the Bird is the Word.

[PinkHairSasuke]

^doesn't like Surfin Bird

[jimsha]

^is surfin bird

[PinkHairSasuke]

^doesn't know the bird is the word

[TheMaKaKi]

^ secretly hosts turtle racing events in their basement with midgets and non-English speaking Hispanic maids

[L0Lpants]

^runs a ferret boxing ring operation in their basement

[Maskenlav]

^ ringleader of said underground animal cage fighting

[PinkHairSasuke]

^runs illegal Pidgey fights in their basement

[heeroyuy135]

^ has made millions on said illegal Pidgey fights in the basement

[PinkHairSasuke]

^tried entering his Pidgeot, painted as a Pidgey, in said fights

[L0Lpants]

^still thinks that one day they'll become a Pokemon master

[PinkHairSasuke]

^lists Pokemon Master as an occupation on job applications

[L0Lpants]

^ has once used the "I'm a Pokemon master" line to pick up chicks

[PinkHairSasuke]

^was with me when that line picked up chicks

[L0Lpants]

^they wern't actually chicks   ;)

[PinkHairSasuke]

^was told they weren't chicks  ;)

[L0Lpants]

^is in denial about them being chicks even though they were clearly Krogans

[PinkHairSasuke]

^thinks that they were Krogans but they were actually super models.