No. MANime will not be seen. It will be experienced. A raw, visceral experience, that will take your mind...nay, your very soul, on a journey into nirvana.
Imagine, if you will, cresting the peak if a mountain on the first morning of spring, just as the sun leaves it's cradle. Imagine suckling upon the fresh dew that condensed on the newborn grass sprouts, as you cast your gaze across the realm of man. Imagine that, within that gaze, you saw all of man. Their struggles, their triumphs, and the great drama that is mankind...all within the scope of a pair of unblinking eyes. Imagine closing your eyes, and leaping from the precipice of that mountain, and the sensation of falling through the crisp, cold air. Moments before impact, a roaring dragon locked in mortal combat with a state-of-the-art F-22 fighter jet swoops to your rescue, scooping you up into it's mighty claws, and whispering in it's thunderous baritone that you will live to see the end of this day. Before it can make good on this promise, however, you sense another. Upon the back of the fighter jet is a man, hardened and grizzled with the wear and tear of a thousand battles. Your eyes meet; You know what you must do. You leap from the safety of the dragon's claw, onto the back of the fighter jet, and engage the man in fisticuffs as Queen's "Princes of the Universe" begins to blare in your ears. Your heart pounds, your body screams, and suddenly the jet, along with you and your rival, explodes into a ball of flaming wreckage as the dragon's flaming breath envelopes it. All seems lost, until you burst free from the wreckage upon a motorcycle, completely unscathed. Upon returning home you are heralded as a hero. Assured that your legend will live on forever, you ride into the sunset, never to be seen again...
Now, I ask you, imagine that is only the second greatest thing to happen in your life.
MANIME 2: THE LEGEND OF THE GOLDEN SKULL
COMING TO AN ANIME CONVENTION NEAR YOU
SUMMER 2012