the "Ask Otaku" thread

[otakuapprentice]

OMG what should I bring??
What should I wear?
uh, that depends on a few factors(just one, actually): basically, how the weather is going to be there around that time of the year; other than that, it's up to you.

aaaaah I am meeting a cute guy and his parents....
What should I say?!
that i think you will have to figure out on your own; you are the one meeting them, not me, so anything that i would find suitable to say might not work with you.

I will be working there in the summer too, should I make a special resume?
whoa, just how long are you staying over there?! anywho, there might be different things that arent asked over here that will be asked of you on your resume, so try to figure out any other items that you will need to add.

How will I find a sitter for my pet rat...?
(Toad can't go, no pets allowed thingy)
Any suggestions on what I should do with Toad(my rat)?
easy suggestion would be to let your gramma take care of him, but i don't know how much you would trust him with your grandparents; this is another thing you need to figure out on your own this time.

[XpHoBiaX]

Dammit Jesus. lol

I will have to let Toad stay at the store I bought hime from. It's local and family owned. (Grandparents and family WON'T take Toad in)

What's with the anit-rat thing anyways? (They're not bad at all!)

I am staying for the summer, pretty much June to august.
Pulling my weight and pitching in while during my stay seems to be the proper thing to do, right?

For a job, part time or full time?

It'll be summer over there as well, and they say the weather is very nice and warm. They have a midnight sun thing going on as well.
Doesn't that sound neat?

I am gonna have to take a lot of pictures and videos huh?

Would you like a suvenier?
did I spell that right?

This is most likely going to be an every summer thing...
Unless I decide to just live there.

What would you do if I DID decided to just live there?
(I am pretty good at adapting. They speak english anways.)

[otakuapprentice]

Dammit Jesus. lol

I will have to let Toad stay at the store I bought him from. It's local and family owned. (Grandparents and family WON'T take Toad in)
if they will allow it, then that's fine and dandy.

What's with the anti-rat thing anyways? (They're not bad at all!)
its not just rats; some countries have laws against bringing in any outside/foreign pets (a good reference is when the simpsons went to Australia and bart took his pet bullfrog with him....yea, not good for australia now, was it?)

I am staying for the summer, pretty much June to august.
Pulling my weight and pitching in while during my stay seems to be the proper thing to do, right?
thats completely up to you; if you're staying with family, then i suggest you help out somehow.

For a job, part time or full time?
it's only for the summer, so part-time.

It'll be summer over there as well, and they say the weather is very nice and warm. They have a midnight sun thing going on as well.
Doesn't that sound neat?
a midnight sun?! WTF?

I am gonna have to take a lot of pictures and videos huh?
oh yea, i wanna see sum pictures.

Would you like a suvenier?
if you wanna get one, go ahead.

did I spell that right?
its 'souvenir'.

This is most likely going to be an every summer thing...
Unless I decide to just live there.
that sounds like friggin' fun.

What would you do if I DID decided to just live there?
(I am pretty good at adapting. They speak english anways.)
hunt you down and bring you back in a sack full of doorknobs.......nah, that would be alot of doorknobs; i would just be sad because i still have to get you your tequilla.

[XpHoBiaX]

Did you finish your Xmas shopping?
If  no, are you rushing to get it all done?
Are you in the Xmas spirit?
Or are you feel sort of 'Scrooge'-ish?
Do you even care that Xmas is just around the corner?

Are you visiting family?
Is it a good thing?
Do you have any xmas themed clothing items?
Are they embarassing?
Do you wear said clothning for parents sake?
Or did you burn said clothing?

What's better...Xmas or NEW YEARS?
What are your plans for new years?
Do you care?

[Jerry]

Hi Otaku,

Long time no random questions: so here goes:

I am always wrong?

Is it okay to be wrong?

Do you take life seriously?

Is it okay to give advise even if said advise is bad?

Do you like money?

Is money to root of some problems?

could money techncally solve problems?

What are other ways of solving problems?

Whats considered "Fluffy" ?

Am I Fluffy?

Does this Fluffy make me look fat?

Does that Fluffy make me look P.H.A.T?

What does P.H.A.T stand for?

Does anyone even ue P.H.A.T?

Is that old school?

Whats a random old school phrase you like?

Whats a random old school phrase you didnt like?

Is "porch monkey" really making a comeback?

Do monkeys really make good companions?

Why do Monkey fling poo?

Do you know someone who flings lots of Poo?

dont you dislike it when poo hits the fan?

What would happen if a level 5 tornado hit a Manure plant?

Who would clean up that mess?

Would FEMA do a good job?

Or would you rather be stuck in a FEMA trailer?

How about them random Holdays?

Name all the holidays this time of year.

Would you be able cram them all into one event?

Would you rock this end of the year like its 1999?

It's only Thursday and I wish it was Friday...

Tired of Holiday/Xmas music on the radio?

is "Ho, Ho, Ho" offensive to you?

Happy holidays and hope you can make it to the end of the year gathering.

W00t!

Ph34R the holidays.

[otakuapprentice]

Did you finish your Xmas shopping?
If  no, are you rushing to get it all done?
Are you in the Xmas spirit?
Or are you feel sort of 'Scrooge'-ish?
Do you even care that Xmas is just around the corner?

Are you visiting family?
Is it a good thing?
Do you have any xmas themed clothing items?
Are they embarassing?
Do you wear said clothning for parents sake?
Or did you burn said clothing?

What's better...Xmas or NEW YEARS?
What are your plans for new years?
Do you care?
in the exact order you posted:
1. no, i have not.
2. meh, not really; i know i'll get it done in time.
3. does that still exist?!
4. come back in 20 years and ask me again...
5. it doesnt feel like xmas.
6. no; all my relatives live outside of the bay area(i.e. central valley, past modesto)
7. its not a good thing.
8. nope, and thank goodness.
9-11. see #8.
12. its new years for me.
13. nothing if my plans fall through.
14. why yes; in fact, i do care.

[otakuapprentice]

Hi Otaku,

Long time no random questions: so here goes:

I am always wrong?
no.

Is it okay to be wrong?
sometimes yes, sometimes no.

Do you take life seriously?
yea, but not all the time.

Is it okay to give advise even if said advise is bad?
depends.

Do you like money?
damn, who doesnt?!

Is money the root of some problems?
yes.

could money technically solve problems?
depends on the problem in question.

What are other ways of solving problems?
solving problems "MacGuyver-style".

Whats considered "Fluffy" ?
cats, sheep, people, etc.

Am I Fluffy?
according to comedian Gabriel Iglesias(one of my favs), there are "5 different levels of fatness: there's Big, there's Healthy, there's Husky, there's Fluffy, and then there's DAMN!!"

Does this Fluffy make me look fat?
you're more of a Healthy then a Fluffy(probably less than that).

Does that Fluffy make me look P.H.A.T?
nope.

What does P.H.A.T stand for?
i forget.

Does anyone even use P.H.A.T?
not that i know of.

Is that old school?
oh yea.

Whats a random old school phrase you like?
i barely remember any old-school phrases

Whats a random old school phrase you didnt like?
a good majority of them.

Is "porch monkey" really making a comeback?
probably not in this lifetime.

Do monkeys really make good companions?
i don't have a monkey, so i wouldn't know.

Why do Monkey fling poo?
because they can.

Do you know someone who flings lots of Poo?
Monkeys for $200, Alex.

dont you dislike it when poo hits the fan?
no one likes it, figuratively or in real life.

What would happen if a level 5 tornado hit a Manure plant?
better break out the umbrella.

Who would clean up that mess?
.....don't look at me.

Would FEMA do a good job?
HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Or would you rather be stuck in a FEMA trailer?
that's the last thing anyone wants.

How about them random Holidays?
lol for Boxing Day.

Name all the holidays this time of year.
off the top of my head: Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, New Years', The Emperor's Birthday(JPN)

Would you be able to cram them all into one event?
probably not.

Would you rock this end of the year like its 1999?
that was a hilarious new years'.

It's only Thursday and I wish it was Friday...
tomorrow's friday, OHSHI-!

Tired of Holiday/Xmas music on the radio?
the music at work repeats over and over and over....its like torture now.

is "Ho, Ho, Ho" offensive to you?
not in the least.

Happy holidays and hope you can make it to the end of the year gathering.
yea, same here; i hope i can make it too.

W00t!

Ph34R the holidays.

[Kazuko]

I AM A ONE MAN (girl in my case lololololol) ARMY D<

are you?


>: how come i have an urrge to drink, even though im 20 D: < why must I be one year shy

[G.I.R]

Have you ever been in a cockpit before?
Do you like gladiator movies?

[gmontem]

Why does OS X have far more vulnerabilities than Windows XP and Vista combined this year?

[otakuapprentice]

I AM A ONE MAN (girl in my case lololololol) ARMY D<

are you?
depending on the situation at hand, reliable is my middle name.

>: how come i have an urrge to drink, even though im 20 D: < why must I be one year shy
yea, i had the urge to drink at that age too. your around the corner at turning 21 and that's what causes it.

i dont like to drink until im sh!tfaced(thats not an ambition i like), but like a drink now and again; last beverage i had was back around the end of november, and before that my last one was around august, i think.

Have you ever been in a cockpit before?
no, i have not.

Do you like gladiator movies?
SPARTACUS!!!!

Why does OS X have far more vulnerabilities than Windows XP and Vista combined this year?
its the ghosts in the machine, they are learning......

[G.I.R]

Do you like beans?
Do you like George Wendt?
Would you like to see George Wendt eating beans?
Would you like to see George Wendt eating beans in a movie?
How many bean-eating movies have you seen with George Wendt?

[XpHoBiaX]

(Music related btw)

Do you download your dreams?

Is someone killing someone even in your dreams?

Are you exotich, fantastich and Hypnotich?

Are you an angel of the dark?

Are you a mechanic of the sequence?

Are you suffocating right?

Is your pulse the same as the music you listen too?
Do you count in BPM?

Do you own various strobe light fixtures?

Do you want to be King for a night?

Do you glow at night?

Do you glow during the day as well?

Is music in you DNA?

[Jerry]

Yo Dr. O

Played Rock Band yet?

Who you have: all girl, all boy, or co-ed band?

What part of the rock band? (lead guitar, bass, drums or singer?)

What would you name your band?

What cities would you wanna tour?

What kind of groupies would you have?

What kind of music would you play?

Would you have short songs (less than 5 mins) ?

OR endless wtf 'why wont this song end' song? (more than 10 minutes)?

Would you really want your fans to throw their undies on stage?

How would you party like a Rock Star?

Would you wear and eye patch?

Be topless while on stage?

would ever dive into the crowd?

Light the stage on fire?

Use Pyro-technics?

Trash hotel rooms?

sign random body parts?

Sing in a different language other than english?

Make a holiday album?

Which holiday (pick any random cool holiday) ?

Rock until your way old?

What would e considered way old?

Then freeze your self to live in the future?

Then wake up and realize I was dreaming...
thats what i get for the lack of sleepz.

Happy holidays to ya Dr. O.
Jesus can rock (your world).
W00t 2.0

[otakuapprentice]

Do you like beans?
yes.

Do you like George Wendt?
yes.

Would you like to see George Wendt eating beans?
uhhh....how about no?

Would you like to see George Wendt eating beans in a movie?
how much sense did that just make?!

How many bean-eating movies have you seen with George Wendt?
*dies from too much George Wendt and beans*

(Music related btw)

Do you download your dreams?
i don't think my dreams would be the best thing to download...

Is someone killing someone even in your dreams?
that has happened before; i woke up confused and scared, more scared than anything else.

Are you exotich, fantastich and Hypnotich?
can't i just choose all 3??

Are you an angel of the dark?
i choose to be both dark and light.

Are you a mechanic of the sequence?
program error: hit any key to continue. please note you will lose any progress.

Are you suffocating right?
i think i'm doing it wrong...

Is your pulse the same as the music you listen too?
if it is, i need to get to the hopsital ASAP.

Do you count in BPM?
i prefer seconds, thankyouverymuch.

Do you own various strobe light fixtures?
fuck, i wish.

Do you want to be King for a night?
WHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! KING ME, BITCH!!!!

Do you glow at night?
that would make you a easy target in a game of hide-n-seek.

Do you glow during the day as well?
thats hard to see with the sun out and all.

Is music in you DNA?
yes.

Yo Dr. O

Played Rock Band yet?
i've only played the drum part of the game, and even then it was a very short playthrough(this was at a best buy, where they had a shitty drumkit there)

Who you have: all girl, all boy, or co-ed band?
co-ed.

What part of the rock band? (lead guitar, bass, drums or singer?)
either guitar, drums, or bass.

What would you name your band?
WHHHHOOOOOO!!!

What cities would you wanna tour?
the ones that have White Castles.

What kind of groupies would you have?
they be overrated.

What kind of music would you play?
we grab a dartboard with different genres; whatever the dart hits is what you hear that night.

Would you have short songs (less than 5 mins) ?
3-4 mins. minimum

OR endless wtf 'why wont this song end' song? (more than 10 minutes)?
at least a few 6-7 min. songs(in honor of Tool and A Perfect Circle).

Would you really want your fans to throw their undies on stage?
hell no.

How would you party like a Rock Star?
drink a bunch of rockstar, duh.

Would you wear and eye patch?
nope.

Be topless while on stage?
cold...so cold.....

would ever dive into the crowd?
can you say 'concussion'? i know i can.

Light the stage on fire?
no way.

Use Pyro-technics?
maybe.

Trash hotel rooms?
i want to be able to go back to hotels.

sign random body parts?
lol, depends.

Sing in a different language other than english?
if i know it, i'll use it.

Make a holiday album?
no way.

Which holiday (pick any random cool holiday) ?
read the last answer, plzkthnx.

Rock until your way old?
the arthritis....it hurts my hands.

What would be considered way old?
according to nowadays, i have no idea anymore.

Then freeze your self to live in the future?
to hell with freezing, gimme immortality.

Then wake up and realize I was dreaming...
DAMNIT!!!

thats what i get for the lack of sleepz.
you needs at least 4 hrs. to be okay, but make sure to not do it all the time.

Happy holidays to ya Dr. O.
same to you, man.

Jesus can rock (your world).
so that's what earthquakes really are?!

W00t 2.0

[Barnes]

-Why does it take me so long to beat rpgs and whatnot? (I've had Dark Cloud 1 and 2 for years and I still haven't finished them. I'm worried that I'll take forever on Parasite Eve. And I just beat Fire Emblem:PoR)
-I'm thinking of registering my Wii through nintendo.com for an extended warranty. Will that be worth my time?
-I bought my Wii like 9 months ago though. Am I too late?

[~~Loktera~~]

~ furry conventions. They are one of the scariest places on earth (next to Chernobyl and Neverland Ranch) So, why is it I insist on going to one every year?

~ Why can't I get any /b/ackup?

~ Food is expensive, yet you can get stacks of pr0n for less than $5.... Why is there no justice in this con?

~ Why was I not surprised to see someone dressed up as the Cloverfield monster?

[otakuya]

Do you like your pic?

lolz

[otakuapprentice]

-Why does it take me so long to beat rpgs and whatnot? (I've had Dark Cloud 1 and 2 for years and I still haven't finished them. I'm worried that I'll take forever on Parasite Eve. And I just beat Fire Emblem:PoR)
dude, finish your games or you will still have them when your 75 and still haven't beaten them.

-I'm thinking of registering my Wii through nintendo.com for an extended warranty. Will that be worth my time?
yea, it will. it doesnt take that long to register it.

-I bought my Wii like 9 months ago though. Am I too late?
that i'm not sure about, since i registered mine the first day it came out, and my ext. warrant through nintendo ends in late february....and that why i got a warranty through my game store. IM COVERED UNTIL 2009!!!!

~ furry conventions. They are one of the scariest places on earth (next to Chernobyl and Neverland Ranch) So, why is it I insist on going to one every year?
wait, that was this month?! DAMNIT!!!!!

~ Why can't I get any /b/ackup?
because i forgot about it, thats why.

~ Food is expensive, yet you can get stacks of pr0n for less than $5.... Why is there no justice in this con?
because food is more valuable than pr0n in a hotel.

~ Why was I not surprised to see someone dressed up as the Cloverfield monster?
okay, that does it: next year, I'm goin wit' ya.

Do you like your pic?

lolz
i dont know who made me in the game, but i look like a idiot; next hang-out at jerrys, he gets reworked.

[Barnes]

Why is Captain Falcon nerfed in Brawl?

Why do I have lag problems playing Brawl online?