Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Liquid · April 28, 2009, 11:00:03 PM

In one chuck of Chuck Norris' nunchuck would Chuck Norris chuck every piece of wood in existance to chunks.

Why do people drink carbonated water when it tastes like crap?

Piccahoe · April 28, 2009, 11:22:04 PM

you answer your own question >_< because it taste like crap and crap is what they like >_<

what is the day after Friday? (trick question?)

BumbleB · April 28, 2009, 11:42:10 PM

Caturday!

Did i get it right?

Liquid · April 29, 2009, 12:09:13 AM

Nope. It's 2nd Friday.

What is the square root of a 5x5 square root?

narutofan17 · April 29, 2009, 01:53:12 PM

Too many squares

How tall is the 22 story building?

Liquid · April 29, 2009, 03:42:23 PM

250,000 inches.

If two trains leave two different train stations that are 50 miles apart, how much are hot dogs at the first station?

Rhornez · May 05, 2009, 09:06:05 PM

1.5$

did you go to L change the WorLd movie night?

ELDEMONIO · May 05, 2009, 11:42:29 PM

no. I was drinking that day.

Why does Zap Branigan's pick up lines work so well?

Liquid · May 06, 2009, 03:16:24 AM

"A valid question. We know nothing about their language, their history or what they look like. But we can assume this: they stand for everything we don't stand for. Also they told me you guys look like dorks!"

What is what?

xXunyuuXx · May 06, 2009, 08:38:48 AM

What is what, that's what it is.

Can you believe it's not butter?

Liquid · May 06, 2009, 11:47:34 PM

I can't believe it's not false advertising.

Why is my mic being a complete pain in the @$$ to get working on my new PC?

SimaSeph · May 06, 2009, 11:50:30 PM

Incompatible hardware.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the chicken crossed the road?

Liquid · May 06, 2009, 11:55:53 PM

A woodchuck would chuck a one ton chunk pile of chuckable wood after it chucked the chunky chicken across the non-chuckable road.

Are aliens real?

Rhornez · May 10, 2009, 11:02:11 AM

only if you make em real i think they dont exist

am i too fat to be Near from death note?

BumbleB · May 10, 2009, 09:35:29 PM

i don't know Post your height and weight

Will i be able to pull off a good Rukia?

Runewitt · May 10, 2009, 09:36:45 PM

depends on hwo bad your art is.

how does one pull a rukia?

otakuya · May 10, 2009, 09:40:57 PM

Hyperextending a knee

Who's on first?

Liquid · May 10, 2009, 10:53:33 PM

Naturally.

What's on second?

Barnes · May 11, 2009, 04:30:05 PM

Ralph

How do I win the poker game in Jojo?

Liquid · May 11, 2009, 06:03:47 PM

Learn to play poker and then play smarter.

What is the volume of a stereo?