Akward Moments

[Baker!-!]

YOu just state akward moments

ill go first



one time i hugged someone and my phone started vibrating and we were just like -0.0--0.0-

[RaddaX2]

One day after school I decided to go home and cook in the nude.  My dad came home from work early that day and walked in on me cooking eggs.  We never spoke of that moment.

[Steve.Young]

One day after school I decided to go home and cook in the nude.  My dad came home from work early that day and walked in on me cooking eggs.  We never spoke of that moment.

ROFL...

[Lexy]

Watching a sex scene from a movie or tv show with my parents...

When I was little they'd just laugh and cover my eyes and be like, "You're too young! Close you eyes!" and turn it into a joke.

These days movies and tv just blindside you with these scenes. My parents don't tell me to close my eyes no more.. but there's that weird... dense.. silence...

I try to make an effort to go to the kitchen or restroom if I knew a scene like that was coming up.

[xXunyuuXx]

Seeing my dog humping by favorite chair when I wake up first thing in the morning. @.@
I just open my eyes, hearing some ruffling noise and I turn over and saw him there
I wonder why it was all worn out after the first month we bought it. <(-_-;)>

[Jerry]

One day after school I decided to go home and cook in the nude.  My dad came home from work early that day and walked in on me cooking eggs.  We never spoke of that moment.

ROFL...

What you mean you dont feel like randomly cooking naked? You know you totally would do that if you could Steve.

but why eggs? u usually dont cook anything that splatters.

then again i wouldnt mind coming home to my (makebelieve) girlfriend and seeing her cooking in only and apron.

That would be awesome instead of awkward. :D

[xXunyuuXx]

One day after school I decided to go home and cook in the nude.  My dad came home from work early that day and walked in on me cooking eggs.  We never spoke of that moment.

ROFL...

What you mean you dont feel like randomly cooking naked? You know you totally would do that if you could Steve.

but why eggs? u usually dont cook anything that splatters.

then again i wouldnt mind coming home to my (makebelieve) girlfriend and seeing her cooking in only and apron.

That would be awesome instead of awkward. :D

o.O;;

[RaddaX2]

One day after school I decided to go home and cook in the nude.  My dad came home from work early that day and walked in on me cooking eggs.  We never spoke of that moment.

ROFL...

What you mean you dont feel like randomly cooking naked? You know you totally would do that if you could Steve.

but why eggs? u usually dont cook anything that splatters.

then again i wouldnt mind coming home to my (makebelieve) girlfriend and seeing her cooking in only and apron.

That would be awesome instead of awkward. :D

Eggs are the only thing i know how to cook.  Even if you fucked up cooking eggs are you gotta do is stir it up and BAM, you just made scrambled.

[L3sli3_Lov3s_Chu]

Watching a sex scene from a movie or tv show with my parents...

When I was little they'd just laugh and cover my eyes and be like, "You're too young! Close you eyes!" and turn it into a joke.

These days movies and tv just blindside you with these scenes. My parents don't tell me to close my eyes no more.. but there's that weird... dense.. silence...

I try to make an effort to go to the kitchen or restroom if I knew a scene like that was coming up.

OMG, yes.

I hate watching sex scenes with anyone in general.

An awkward moment for me is when a commercial for a male penis enhancement comes on and I'm watching T.V. with my grandfather. Or when a commercial for pads or Viagra comes on when I'm watching T.V. with him...Ugh, Viva Viagra my ass...

[Jun-Watarase]

then again i wouldnt mind coming home to my (makebelieve) girlfriend and seeing her cooking in only and apron.

That would be awesome instead of awkward. :D

Reading this.

[Rette]

Watching a sex scene from a movie or tv show with my parents...

When I was little they'd just laugh and cover my eyes and be like, "You're too young! Close you eyes!" and turn it into a joke.

These days movies and tv just blindside you with these scenes. My parents don't tell me to close my eyes no more.. but there's that weird... dense.. silence...

I try to make an effort to go to the kitchen or restroom if I knew a scene like that was coming up.

OMG, yes.

I hate watching sex scenes with anyone in general.

An awkward moment for me is when a commercial for a male penis enhancement comes on and I'm watching T.V. with my grandfather. Or when a commercial for pads or Viagra comes on when I'm watching T.V. with him...Ugh, Viva Viagra my ass...

My ex is the son of two of my high school teachers. One day I was over at his house and his dad was watching some movie, but I happened to walk into the living room just as this very (very) explicit sex scene came on. I turned around and walked back into the other room very quietly.

[XpHoBiaX]

I am an awkward moment.

[Runewitt]

damn blue tooths.

someone walking up to you and they start talking, so you talk to them, and they get pissed off and yell "Cant you see im on the damn phone?"

maybe if they cut their hair so you could y'know, see part of their ears.

[Sunara Ishi]

An awkward moment for me is when a commercial for a male penis enhancement comes on and I'm watching T.V. with my grandfather. Or when a commercial for pads or Viagra comes on when I'm watching T.V. with him...Ugh, Viva Viagra my ass...

My uncle has to go through the same... He lives in the same house as my grandmother and every commercial is either that or the female equivalent. -.-;

I guess mine would be back when I first got into anime; I rented a "Those who hunt elves" dvd and my parents heard horny sounding screams from the other room. -.-; Other than that, every time my parents are drunk is an awkward moment.

Anything else I won't discuss here... I've been in too many ones that I don't want to talk about. Some my own fault. >.>;

[L3sli3_Lov3s_Chu]

OMG. Lol. I hate that.

Another awkward moment for me is when someone farts and the smell slowly consumes the air . It's like, everybody smells it but no one will confesses to it.

Another awkward moment is when someone get yelled at by their parents infront of their friends. OMG.

[Nanashi]

then again i wouldnt mind coming home to my (makebelieve) girlfriend and seeing her cooking in only and apron.

That would be awesome instead of awkward. :D

Reading this.

Seconded.

Also, when someone tells you about their sexual fantasies out of nowhere. Like, you'll be talking about books or something, then BAM!

It's even worse when they do it in front of a group of people.

[otakuapprentice]

I am an awkward moment.

And thats what makes you so much fun.

[Baker!-!]

one time in class it was all quiet then my ringtone went off and it goes like this

( RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRGAH just fuck me daddy GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRG)

[XpHoBiaX]

My 'awkward moments' are only reserved for story time on long roadtrips. XD

[Steve.Young]

well the need of a bra is a little away from men.
Lift, support, shape, flatter (hopefully lol).  But with guys you're more-so just trying to hide the moobs.
They can accomplish the same by wearing a supportive (as in friggin'-tight) tank-top underneath their shirt or something.  At least if you get down to having someone peel off your clothes it's a shirt and not a question of cross-dressing.

But I guess if you're at the point of needed to reach across the gender lines because your man-boobs are in dire need...you probably won't find yourself in that situation frequently (at least not with a different person, anyway).



So, no bro's, please  T_T
Just....tape 'em down and hope for the best  lol

^ This

But after having a (fairly disturbing) dream last night, I figured I'd throw this one on the pile (although I'm sure it's been asked before, just maybe not here):
Circumcized or not?

And this^