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Land Shark Game
« on: April 27, 2009, 10:59:59 AM »

This is a game based off the classic SNL skit "Land Shark." As we all know, the Land Shark is the cleverest of all sharks, as he can actually walk on land and convince people that he's not a shark so that they let him in to their house in order to eat them. In this game, we'll become land sharks and innocent bystanders.

The rules are simple. One person posts a knock on the door, followed by some excuse to let them in. The next poster falls for that excuse, opens the door and gets eaten, and then becomes a land shark to post knocking on the door for the next poor sap.

Example:

Poster 1:
*Knock knock* I have an order of 50 pounds of chocolate to this address.

Poster 2:
Chocolaaaaate! *Opens the door and gets eaten.*
*Knock knock* Telegram

And so on. Of course, in the original sketch, it took a while for the land shark to convince the sap to let him in, but when I've tried this game in the past people would forget to check and see if they were let in, so in this game everyone will be gullible enough to let the shark in on the first knock.

If it's all clear, then have fun! And to begin...

*Knock knock* Excuse me, would you take a moment to sign this petition for "Save the Sharks?"
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Re: Land Shark Game
« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2009, 11:22:51 AM »

Petitions?! I love petitions!!! *gets eaten*

*knock knock* This is the Prize Patrol! You've won!
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Re: Land Shark Game
« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2009, 11:29:07 AM »

I won!? I don't even recall entering, but hooray! What did I win? *The answer: a free trip through the digestive system of a shark*

*Knock knock* Candygram
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Re: Land Shark Game
« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2009, 01:11:53 PM »

I HEARD CANDY, NOM NOM NOM!! -opens door and his devoured-

-knock knock-
Not a shark, just someone who wants to love and hug you.
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Re: Land Shark Game
« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2009, 02:12:37 PM »

Good, I need a hug. *Instead receives the kiss of death. And then gets eaten*

*Knock knock* Hi, we're the dolphins that just moved in next door.
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« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2009, 02:45:07 PM »

Dolphins? Are you tuna safe Dolphins? *opens door* Hey, aren't you a little big for a dol*GULP*

*knock knock* Hello?? My name is Bambi and I'm doing a study on what guys like about my boobs.
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Re: Land Shark Game
« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2009, 04:28:33 PM »

Bambi?  I thought Bambi was a boy. (chomp!)

(knock knock knock)Fed-Ex.
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Re: Land Shark Game
« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2009, 04:55:44 PM »

I GOT A PACKAGE?!?! *checks and gets eaten*


*You hear an ice-cream truck out front*
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Re: Land Shark Game
« Reply #8 on: April 27, 2009, 05:34:53 PM »

ICCEEEE CREAMM!!!!! *runs out and gets eaten*

*knock knock* you just won $10,000!
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Re: Land Shark Game
« Reply #9 on: April 27, 2009, 07:09:28 PM »

Hooray, I can buy a thousand graphic novels! *Will never live to see a new release*

*Knock knock* Land Shark
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Re: Land Shark Game
« Reply #10 on: April 27, 2009, 07:34:24 PM »

lol, there is no such thing as a land shark....*opens door* I stand corrected.... *gulp*

*knock knock* Girlscout cookies for sale!
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« Reply #11 on: April 27, 2009, 07:56:13 PM »

Do you have any Thin Mints? Those are delicious. *Apparently, so am I.*

*Knock knock* Bring out your dead!
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Re: Land Shark Game
« Reply #12 on: April 27, 2009, 08:00:27 PM »

Oh thank you

WHERE"S MY FOOD!?!?!
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« Reply #13 on: April 27, 2009, 09:05:41 PM »

Yes, I have the food you ordered for pickup right he- *Is the food*

*Knock knock* I need help hiding a bag full of unmarked bills and imported anime, can you let me in?
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Re: Land Shark Game
« Reply #14 on: April 27, 2009, 09:07:35 PM »

YES! *won't be able to watch the anime*

Come to my moving castle! OMG
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« Reply #15 on: April 27, 2009, 09:10:24 PM »

Moving castles?!?! How does that even work?!? I gotta see this..... WHOA! That castle looks JUST like a SHARK! Hey...wait a second....that IS A SHARK! *tries to run but its too late*

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Re: Land Shark Game
« Reply #16 on: April 27, 2009, 09:12:06 PM »

Why is the I phone in the water? GAH *dies*

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Re: Land Shark Game
« Reply #17 on: April 27, 2009, 09:13:53 PM »

NOOOOO! I want to die! *Wish granted*

*Knock knock* Can someone help me with my shark costume? I'm not sure if the teeth are aligned.
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« Reply #18 on: April 27, 2009, 09:15:18 PM »

Hmmm, okay! Wow....your costume is REALLY authentic! Even the teeth feel real! HEY! THAT HURTS! OW!... *gets eaten*

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Re: Land Shark Game
« Reply #19 on: April 27, 2009, 09:32:32 PM »

hmph I don't need one *sulks* wait what are you doin- GET AWAY FROM ME SHION-I MEAN SHARK!

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