Dental plan

[Dragon Ninja]

Barney: "Don't cry for me. I'm already dead."

Homer: Wow. I'll never drink another beer again.
Duff Vendor: Beer here!
Homer: I'll take 10.

[Glitch]

Barney: "Don't cry for me. I'm already dead."

Homer: Wow. I'll never drink another beer again.
Duff Vendor: Beer here!
Homer: I'll take 10.

Woman: He's got the soul of a poet.
Barney: Thank you. Your very kind.
Woman: Excuse me. Did something crawl into your throat and die?
Barney: It didn't die.

[G.I.R]

(At an AA meeting...)

Hans Moleman:     I'm Hans.  Drinking has ruined my life.   I'm thirty-one years olllllllddddd!

[Runewitt]

KHLAV KALASH!

[Glitch]

KHLAV KALASH!

Homer having to pee badly: "You wouldn't happen to have a bathroom in there?"

[Runewitt]

KHLAV KALASH!

Homer having to pee badly: "You wouldn't happen to have a bathroom in there?"

ONLY KHLAV KALASH , MENS ROOM IN TOWER,TOWER, OBSERVATION DECK

[Dragon Ninja]

Krusty: Krusty wants out!! (opens the door and jumps out of the monorail)
Leonard Nimoy: No! (Grabs Krusty and pulls him back in) The world needs laughter.

[G.I.R]

Homer:  SO LONG Stink Town!

[Dragon Ninja]

Leonard Nimoy: A solar eclipse; The cosmic ballet goes on.
Passenger next to Leonard Nimoy: Does anybody want to switch seats?

[Glitch]

Leonard Nimoy: A solar eclipse; The cosmic ballet goes on.
Passenger next to Leonard Nimoy: Does anybody want to switch seats?

Leonard Nimoy: My job here is done.

[Runewitt]

Leonard Nimoy: A solar eclipse; The cosmic ballet goes on.
Passenger next to Leonard Nimoy: Does anybody want to switch seats?

Leonard Nimoy: My job here is done.

but.. you didnt do anything..

[N.E.R.V.agent220]

Mrs. Krabappel : Gosh I never got my 6% interest back in 1988.

[Glitch]

Leonard Nimoy: A solar eclipse; The cosmic ballet goes on.
Passenger next to Leonard Nimoy: Does anybody want to switch seats?

Leonard Nimoy: My job here is done.

but.. you didnt do anything..

Leonard Nimoy: Didn't I? *beams away.*

[G.I.R]

Marge:  It's Death!  I recognize him from Fortieth Birthday cards!

[Runewitt]

Leonard Nimoy: A solar eclipse; The cosmic ballet goes on.
Passenger next to Leonard Nimoy: Does anybody want to switch seats?

Leonard Nimoy: My job here is done.

but.. you didnt do anything..

Leonard Nimoy: Didn't I? *beams away.*

Squeeky voiced teen: um, i dont think he's coming back..

[Dragon Ninja]

Homer: I'm not normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman!

[G.I.R]

Ralph Wiggums:  "I'm a Fatality!"

[dankeykang]

Homer: Come on kids, lets go home.
Bart: We ARE home.
Homer: That was fast.

[G.I.R]

Homer:  Marge, might I play Devils Advocate for a moment?

[Lucifargundam]

Spiderpig, spiderpig-does whatever a spiderpig does!
Can he swing- from a web? No he cant- he's a pig! Lookout! Here comes the spiderpiiig!!