If Life Gives You...

Lucifargundam · March 20, 2014, 04:05:07 PM

...you shoot firey cottonballs from it!

If life gives you an http textbook....

heeroyuy135 · March 20, 2014, 10:59:10 PM

...you create a FanimeCon website!

If life gives you a State of California application...

limDsage · March 21, 2014, 09:52:16 AM

... you work as a policeman!

If life gives you a mechanical pencil..

Admiral Donuts · March 21, 2014, 10:13:59 AM

You'll waste the day clicking it out as long as you can and pretending it's a needle.

If life gives you a thousand feet of string in 3-inch lengths...

heeroyuy135 · March 21, 2014, 06:07:01 PM

...make a very big paracord bracelet!

If life hands you a pillow case but no pillow...

Admiral Donuts · March 21, 2014, 07:05:50 PM

You fill it with old batteries, then whack someone and take THEIR pillow!

If life gives you a bunch of old batteries...

lanislori · March 22, 2014, 09:34:24 AM

...you are constantly switching them out of the remote.

If life gives you a shoddy shed...

heeroyuy135 · March 22, 2014, 09:42:39 AM

...tear it down and build a new one!

If life gives you a bootleg autograph of your favorite actor/actress...

Lucifargundam · March 22, 2014, 03:46:18 PM

...you brag about it to your friends!

If life gives you iced tea during hot weather...

limDsage · March 24, 2014, 03:03:59 PM

... you body that ice tea and make some more!

If life gives you your 4th pot of coffee.

Lucifargundam · March 25, 2014, 07:54:09 AM

.... Youll have a morning like i did a few weeks ago!

If life gives you debt...

limDsage · March 25, 2014, 10:07:30 AM

... you pay them off!

If life gives you an advice...

heeroyuy135 · March 25, 2014, 10:40:59 AM

...you check it on Snopes before using.

If life gives you a photo of your favorite cosplayer...

limDsage · March 25, 2014, 10:50:57 AM

... you get hyped and post that on your wall.

If life gives you the last puppy in the world..

SquishyK · March 28, 2014, 09:23:00 AM

..you hope that it is a girl and take it to get cloned

If life give you flying fish flakes..

limDsage · March 28, 2014, 09:32:52 AM

... you toss it!

If life gives you a camel...

heeroyuy135 · March 28, 2014, 07:09:22 PM

...you make a Geico commercial!

If life gives you an advance copy of Kill La Kill on BD...

Lucifargundam · April 05, 2014, 09:08:28 AM

You buy a blue ray player or new console to start playing blu rays.

If life gives you an easy streak...

Twixz151 · April 06, 2014, 05:14:34 PM

Try your hand at winning the lottery

if life gives you an alien baby...

Torai · April 07, 2014, 08:10:33 AM

..raise the baby to be a superhero!

If life gives you one-hundred pounds of gummy bears...