the "Ask Otaku" thread

gubaba · October 13, 2006, 03:00:23 AM

why can't I sleep?!

Do you like my avatar!?

otakuapprentice · October 15, 2006, 12:41:38 AM

Quote from: gubabawhy can't I sleep?!

Do you like my avatar!?

you can't sleep because you just can't. and because you want to play with someone's Wii when they get one.

Quote from: gmontemWhere can I find a 12v, 18 amp AC-DC external power brick for under 100 bucks? D:

uhh.....the internet?

Jerry · October 15, 2006, 03:15:56 AM

these questions MAY be loaded... but just random thoughts i have at the momment...

do your best!

1) Who do you think lies MOAR? men or women?

2) Why do you think (men or women) lie so much?

3) Who (men or women) are better at covering them (the lies) up?

4) whats the worse lie to be told? (in general or personal experience).

Barnes · October 15, 2006, 01:52:00 PM

Will we (the people asking you questions) ever run out of questions?
Will pigs ever fly?
Did you see it, did you see my power?
My driving skills are impressive, don't you think?

gmontem · October 15, 2006, 02:17:25 PM

Quote from: Jerry4) whats the worse lie to be told? (in general or personal experience).

I'm not the great Dr. O but here's my take on this question. The worst lie to be told from a guy (if you were a woman) is "no, your butt does not look big" when in reality is quite the opposite. XD

gmontem · October 15, 2006, 04:52:11 PM

Quote from: otakuapprentice
Quote from: gmontemWhere can I find a 12v, 18 amp AC-DC external power brick for under 100 bucks? D:
uhh.....the internet?

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Congrats for being the new

XpHoBiaX · October 16, 2006, 04:53:43 PM

Quote from: Jerry
4) whats the worse lie to be told? (in general or personal experience).

"I love you."

XD!! I know, that was harsh but it is funny. XD

Mr. O:

Why won't my TV work?! (at a time when I actually want to watch tv...T_T))

Swirly, studded, or twisted?

Up or Down?

BK or McD?

ice cream or shakes?

lactose intolerant, or chronic diarhea?

Migranes or Hernia?

long skirts or short skirts?

otakuapprentice · October 17, 2006, 12:37:12 AM

Quote from: Jerrythese questions MAY be loaded... but just random thoughts i have at the momment...

do your best!

1) Who do you think lies MOAR? men or women?

2) Why do you think (men or women) lie so much?

3) Who (men or women) are better at covering them (the lies) up?

4) whats the worse lie to be told? (in general or personal experience).

of all the things you could've asked, why a loaded set of qusetions? hell, i'm still trying to remove the buckshot from my a....ahem, nevermind. on with the answers....now where did i put those pliers? ah, there they are........
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OUCH!

1)men and women each lie equally as much, sometimes more depending on the situation.
2)because its easier to tell someone a lie than telling them the truth.
3)i know this is gonna come back at me later on down the line, but women seem to be better at covering up a lie than men.
4)from my own personal experience?! umm...im not sure. ive told lies before, but not anything thats really bad. i really dont know what the worst lie to be told would be. i don't like to lie, but when i have to, its only out of necessity. even then, i don't like doing it.

Quote from: BarnesWill we (the people asking you questions) ever run out of questions?
Will pigs ever fly?
Did you see it, did you see my power?
My driving skills are impressive, don't you think?

1)no.
2)if you can launch one out of a catapult, then yes.
3)no, i didnt. sorry.
4)if i ever see your driving skills, i'll let you know.

Quote from: XpHoBiaXMr. O:

Why won't my TV work?! (at a time when I actually want to watch tv...T_T))

Swirly, studded, or twisted?

Up or Down?

BK or McD?

ice cream or shakes?

lactose intolerant, or chronic diarhea?

Migranes or Hernia?

long skirts or short skirts?

1)either it isn't plugged in, or it has shorted out, and you need to either get it fixed, or buy a new one.
2)uhh....i'll get back to you when i figure out what you mean by that.
3)same response as answer 2.
4)both, depending on what you are getting.
5)always both.
6)lactose intolerant.
7)migranes. they are easier to deal with.
8)uhhh.....*you have been disconnected. please try again later*

Sora · October 17, 2006, 10:01:18 AM

Why does yaoi scare a lot of guys?

XpHoBiaX · October 17, 2006, 11:16:26 AM

What's so bad about my questions?

They aren't THAT dangerous, are they?

OH! Did you just get a nosebleed??? XD

How the hell am I gonna buy a flat screen plasma tv that is the size of my desk?

(oh fixed it btw...was satelite connection.)

Long skirts or short skirts? (sorry this is actually an important question)

Sucrose · October 17, 2006, 01:34:10 PM

What's this little icon supposed to be of?

(It looks like a side profile of Knuckles the Echidna, but I'm giving it the benefit of the doubt and assuming that it's not.)

gmontem · October 17, 2006, 02:17:31 PM

Quote from: SucroseWhat's this little icon supposed to be of?

(It looks like a side profile of Knuckles the Echidna, but I'm giving it the benefit of the doubt and assuming that it's not.)

I ran Internet Explorer (eww) to answer this just for you. :P

Kodoku · October 17, 2006, 02:20:04 PM

Quote from: gmontem
Quote from: SucroseWhat's this little icon supposed to be of?

(It looks like a side profile of Knuckles the Echidna, but I'm giving it the benefit of the doubt and assuming that it's not.)

I ran Internet Explorer (eww) to answer this just for you. :P

Actually, it's the character "Knuckles (the Echidna)" from the classic games, and cartoon series, "Sonic the Hedgehog."

Aaaah, nostalgia.

Sucrose · October 17, 2006, 03:26:56 PM

Quote from: Kodoku
Quote from: gmontem
Quote from: SucroseWhat's this little icon supposed to be of?

(It looks like a side profile of Knuckles the Echidna, but I'm giving it the benefit of the doubt and assuming that it's not.)

I ran Internet Explorer (eww) to answer this just for you. :P

Actually, it's the character "Knuckles (the Echidna)" from the classic games, and cartoon series, "Sonic the Hedgehog."

Aaaah, nostalgia.

O_O I was RIGHT? How disconcerting.

Barnes · October 17, 2006, 09:41:29 PM

Will there ever be a modern reunion tour for Van Halen (with David Lee Roth)?
Will the band remember the words?
Do you personally believe in 9-11 conspiricy theories? (I sure as hell DON'T)
Why is level 6 in Ninja Gaiden (NES) so hard?

Mojoup7 · October 18, 2006, 10:40:15 PM

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~~Loktera~~ · October 18, 2006, 10:44:04 PM

Quote from: Mojoup7http://limaadriana.info

What we have here... Is a bot postin' a link to a virus!

otakuapprentice · October 18, 2006, 10:56:06 PM

Quote from: Edward ElricWhy does yaoi scare a lot of guys?

because guys are a bit shocked at that kind of material coughBrokebackMountaincough. men try to act tough and macho, and in the tough guys' mindset, anyone that catches him watching/reading that kind of stuff thinks he is a little iffy.

Quote from: XpHoBiaXWhat's so bad about my questions?

They aren't THAT dangerous, are they?

OH! Did you just get a nosebleed??? XD

How the hell am I gonna buy a flat screen plasma tv that is the size of my desk?

(oh fixed it btw...was satelite connection.)

Long skirts or short skirts? (sorry this is actually an important question)

1, and 2) i try to answer the questions set forth to me as best as i can, but sometimes even i am flabbergasted and unable to come up with a suitable answer. either that, or i'm kinda nervous.
3. no, i did not get a nosebleed. i never have, and i never will.
4. find a really small tv.
5.uhhh...umm...*hopes this doesnt blow up later on*..short??

Quote from: SucroseWhat's this little icon supposed to be of?

(It looks like a side profile of Knuckles the Echidna, but I'm giving it the benefit of the doubt and assuming that it's not.)

seeing as how Mr. McStabby has already answered this, theres no need for one from me, now is there?

Quote from: BarnesWill there ever be a modern reunion tour for Van Halen (with David Lee Roth)?
Will the band remember the words?
Do you personally believe in 9-11 conspiricy theories? (I sure as hell DON'T)
Why is level 6 in Ninja Gaiden (NES) so hard?

1. sadly, i dont think there will be one.
2. maybe.
3. no.
4. because the ninja doesnt like you.

Quote from: Mojoup7http://limaadriana.info

great, a bot has now tainted this thread. HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!

gubaba · October 20, 2006, 03:40:35 AM

Do you prefer Silent hill or Resident Evil?

What is in your opinion the worst game ever made?

the worst movie ever?

Who do you think is the "scariest" horror movie villain? (Ex: Freddy Kreuger, Jason, Mike Myers..etc)

otakuapprentice · October 20, 2006, 11:10:02 PM

Quote from: gubabaDo you prefer Silent hill or Resident Evil?

What is in your opinion the worst game ever made?

the worst movie ever?

Who do you think is the "scariest" horror movie villain? (Ex: Freddy Kreuger, Jason, Mike Myers..etc)

1)for me, its Resident Evil.
2)the worst game ever made? there are many contenders for that coveted spot: E.T., Fable, Alias(yes, they made a game based off of Alias), but i think it is a tie between Tomb Raider: The Angel of Darkness, E.T., and about 20 other games i can't remember at the moment.
3) well, thats pretty frickin' easy, but once again, its a tie between BloodRayne(eww!), House of The Dead...um, make that all of the movies that director Uwe Boll has done so far.
4) the scariest horror villian is another tie between Jason and Freddy Kreuger. honorable mention goes to chucky.