the "Ask Otaku" thread

[Makou]

Hmm.. a new set of questions...
Dogs or cats?
Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee?
Chuck Norris or GOD!?

This video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MP9CHQZ3mHw&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Eyoutube%2Ecom%2Fprofile%3Fuser%3DSubaruSama
or this video:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NR0Yn8u-f3k ?

[otakuapprentice]

Hey Dr. O are you going to Tales of Anime?
i wish i could, but i won't. various reaons.
If you saw a tail, (pony, cat, or on a cute girl)... would you pull on it?
a pony: no. those things can kick so damn hard.
a cat: maybe, but they have sharp claws.
on a cute girl: okay, that depends. i'd ask first so to avoid a slap in the face, but yea, i would.

*pulls the cat's tail* I guess that's a yes
yup, ya got it right.

Hmm.. a new set of questions...
Dogs or cats?
both, actually.
Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee?
Bruce Lee.
Chuck Norris or GOD!?
i thought chuck was related to god? i pick chuck.
This video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MP9CHQZ3mHw&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Eyoutube%2Ecom%2Fprofile%3Fuser%3DSubaruSama
or this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NR0Yn8u-f3k ?
aw man, the phoenix wright clip rules so hard. (INSERT ROFL HERE)

[~~Loktera~~]

So, why're canadian always talkin' kinda funny, eh? whas that aboot?

[Jyunishinsho]

Is Roktera really Loktera?

[otakuapprentice]

So, why're canadian always talkin' kinda funny, eh? whas that aboot?
hmm...good question. my guess is due to the fact that they share small ties to the UK...either that, or they couldn't talk normally due to the cold up there.

Is Roktera really Loktera?
yes, i have wondered this myself. we never did find out after halloween last year who really had that screen name, but i don't think we ever will.

[Makou]

Ever got into a fight?
Ever fallen in love?
Ever defended somebody whom you loved?
Ever given smoking a try (answer this truthfully and I'll tell you a story)?
Can you drive?
What do you recommend for a nice outing for a date (Movie, place to eat, etc.)?

[otakuapprentice]

Ever got into a fight?
nope. i try to avoid fights.
Ever fallen in love?
no. theres people that i liked, but i never said anything. thats what i get for not having enough courage.
Ever defended somebody whom you loved?
this one got immediately canceled out by the last answer.
Ever given smoking a try (answer this truthfully and I'll tell you a story)?
nope, and i hope not to.
Can you drive?
no, not yet. but i hope that i will soon.
What do you recommend for a nice outing for a date (Movie, place to eat, etc.)?
there are others that have more expertise in this field than i do, but for the sake of answering: nothing beats a good dinner, which can be followed by a movie as well. each of these items work well seperately, also. sometimes a nice walk in the park works too, but like i said, there are others with more experience in this field than me.

[Jerry]

Is Disneyland the happiness place on earth?

What would be a good "object" to leave behind for Karen in the hopes of her finding it a few days later?

Any ideas or good schemes?

[~~Loktera~~]

Can I have a Gackt-Filled Donut?

[Jerry]

What the heck is Lokerta's Harble ?

Did I even spell that right?

[otakuapprentice]

Is Disneyland the happiest place on earth?
i barely remember the damn park. i went when i was a wee little tot, so i don't know anymore.
What would be a good "object" to leave behind for Karen in the hopes of her finding it a few days later?
good question. maybe like a weird pencil, or a lego brick with 'fanime' written on the side of it.
Any ideas or good schemes?
im not much of the scheming type. im only usually able to come up with good ideas when im at the place where said idea will be done.

Can I have a Gackt-Filled Donut?
find it first....then you might be able to have it.

What the heck is Lokerta's Harble?
google it. its easier that way. trying to describe it here would not be the best of ideas.
Did I even spell that right?
no, you didn't. BOO for jerry, get him some hooked on phoniks. if you wanna go for accuracy, its spelled harbl.

[otakuya]

You have one of two cases left. One has $1 million, the other has $.01. The banker offers you $500,000 for your case. So...
Deal or No Deal?

[otakuapprentice]

You have one of two cases left. One has $1 million, the other has $.01. The banker offers you $500,000 for your case. So...
Deal or No Deal?

can i buy a vowel? oh wait, wrong gameshow. what do you think? DEAL!

[Barnes]

I'd like to know what the big deal is about that dance.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2HpAE-QcQA&NR
Can you explain it to me?

What are your plans, now that you won?
Can we see your face?
The Galactic Space Federation is after you?

[otakuapprentice]

I'd like to know what the big deal is about that dance.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2HpAE-QcQA&NR
Can you explain it to me?
man, even i don't know what the big deal is about that dance.
What are your plans, now that you won?
VACATION!
Can we see your face?
look at my avy. thats enough face to last a long time.
The Galactic Space Federation is after you?
what, who?! aw man, i told them i didn't want to make a contribution! they're persistent little buggers, aren't they? oh well, looks like i gotta say no again....*breaks out the shotgun*

[Barnes]

How can I get my Wii online? The directions confuse me. And I'm on a MAC.
If someone downloads VC games onto their Wii, can those games be transferred to my Wii somehow?
When I was at Bay Meadows on Sunday, why did I not bet MORE money on the horses I picked? I won money on every bet I made.

[Kazuko]

:3 Is there hope that I can find someone to do a cosplay comission for me D:

[gmontem]

Will Eternal Sonata contain the original Japanese voice overs as an option or English dub only? =[

[otakuapprentice]

HOLY CRAP!!! i thought the thread had died, to be seen never again.

oh well, at least i get to have fun again twisting feeble minds and even feeble-er (is that even a word?!) questions. FIGHT!

How can I get my Wii online? The directions confuse me. And I'm on a MAC.
its actually pretty fu**ing easy to get it online. there are different ways to go through this. IM me and i can walk you through it step-by-step, IN REAL TIME!!
If someone downloads VC games onto their Wii, can those games be transferred to my Wii somehow?
actually, it IS possible to do what you are asking, but its a hassle just to get it done. i have some VC games on my Wii, so i'm gonna experiment with it, and i'll let you know the outcome. if it works the way i hope it will, go to the next jerry-con and take your wii with you.
When I was at Bay Meadows on Sunday, why did I not bet MORE money on the horses I picked? I won money on every bet I made.
simple: you were being cautious. its harder to tell the outcome in horse racing, because the crappiest-looking horse in the race could actually end up winning it, therefore screwing you over on $1500. Jabba the Hutt has been trying to get his cash back ever since i lost that one bet....

:3 Is there hope that I can find someone to do a cosplay comission for me D:
there's always hope, Kaz. best place to search IMO would be cosplay.com; try asking around on the forums there, and see what results from it.

Will Eternal Sonata contain the original Japanese voice overs as an option or English dub only? =[
you want it with the original voice track, dont'cha? lemme see what i can do here...

*goes to the developer*
Me: hey you, developer guy! i demand that Eternal Sonata come with the Japanese voice overs as an option in the U.S. version!!

Developer: WTF?! how did you get into my office?! wait, what are you.....AAAHHH!!!!*is being clubbed with bag full of doorknobs*


...damn, they have really thick skulls. well, what i've found out is that the game is still in development, and its being pushed for a worldwide release this summer. unfortunately, the game is being translated into english, even though they're still working on it right now. i wasn't able to find out if the original voice overs would be available on the US version, but it's possible. if Disgaea could come with the JP voice-overs, why not this game? good luck and hope for the best.

[otakuapprentice]

*shameless bump*

yea, its a bump. not an important one, but a bump nevertheless.

going back and looking through this thread, i'm pretty f*cking amazed how many pages it's lasted, especailly how long it's actually lasted, seeing as how this little idea started back in SEPTEMBER OF LAST YEAR!!! HOLY CRAP!!!

i remember posting beforehand in one of the answers that there would never be a shortage of questions....i guess i was wrong.


oh well, time to go take the ol' thread out behind the barn....*cocks shotgun*