STAGE NINJA VENGANCE!

[emo_avenger]

new ninja rap written by my best friend Daryl! dose not go to fanime tho......

im a ninja!
watch me attack,
as i hide in the back
and you can't see wack

take out my sword
kunai, nun-chucks
shuriken, senbon
i strike!
deadly force

makes you wish you wern't a pirate...

GO NINJAS!

go ninja go ninja go!

[localuvr]

awesome! btw, you spelled kunai wrong

[emo_avenger]

aha...thanks..i just fixed it. i still think he has too much time on his hands.....

[localuvr]

lol. maybe he does

[emo_avenger]

i think i need to introduce him to the wonders of fanime so maby he will have somthing to do

[localuvr]

YES! YES! the more we convert the better!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAA

[emo_avenger]

sooon....cosplayers will rule the world and ninjas will prevail!!!!

[localuvr]

YES!YES! Let the cosplayer rule! Come, our moment is soon!!!! Ninjas, go out and claim the world! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[Nanashi]

Me (King Ninja) and my merry band of ninjas (The semi-defunct OFNC) will make an entrance...IN DISGUISE. It'll be so awesome you'll shat yourselves (not even joking), which will be followed by you all proclaiming "Man, It's no wonder he's (Nanashi aka Me) King Ninja!". I'm not exaggerating when I say that what you will witness will make the rest of your life seem pointless. In fact, you may as well forget about having fun after seeing what Myself and my posse are going to pull on those bottom-feeding pirates, because it's going to be so awesome, nothing will ever seem cool in comparison.

And of course, when I say posse, I mean anyone who carries the title of the Ninja...

So, the question is...Who's with me?

[emo_avenger]

im sorry...i would but...im not a follower and....i will NEVER call you my master nor the king of ninjas! you have no right to claim that most precious title! nor will you ever be able to rise up and take the thrown!!!!!!

p.s. i know i have alotta spelling mistakes

[Nanashi]

Except I do have the right to claim the title as of  fanime 2006 when I made the first official fanime ninja clan.

Also, just a word of experience, the ninjas round these parts tend to be a lazy bunch, so don't count on them being there. I have all the reliable ones under my banner.

[dibbly]

Me (King Ninja) and my merry band of ninjas (The semi-defunct OFNC) will make an entrance...IN DISGUISE. It'll be so awesome you'll shat yourselves (not even joking), which will be followed by you all proclaiming "Man, It's no wonder he's (Nanashi aka Me) King Ninja!". I'm not exaggerating when I say that what you will witness will make the rest of your life seem pointless. In fact, you may as well forget about having fun after seeing what Myself and my posse are going to pull on those bottom-feeding pirates, because it's going to be so awesome, nothing will ever seem cool in comparison.

And of course, when I say posse, I mean anyone who carries the title of the Ninja...

So, the question is...Who's with me?

im in. period.where and when shall we meet?

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ok dibbers, as your girlfriend, and as a pirate i feel its my duty to remind everyone that while, yes, we as pirates and ninjas, are fighting an ongoing battle.. myself and dibbly (the original creator of this forum) are very much in love, and therefore living proof that all ninja and all pirates do not hate each other.

but seriously, when was the last time you saw a ninja with hot chlamydias infected wenches, enjoying a tall rum?

granted ninja are master of stealth, and could be stealth drinking... and fornicating... but whats the fun if you can't be rowdy?!?

Fold

SLYTHERIN!!!!!!

[emo_avenger]

ewww...why would you want a nasty desised woman?!?!?!?! thats nasty!!!!


and yes i know...we can get along...its just kinda fun to not get along.....

okay okay...you can be king of ninjas but beware of copycats!

[Nanashi]

I've dealt with uprisings before, and i've crushed them all(For instance, the elevator ninjas. They used to be a rouge clan of ninjas, but when I declared war, they surrendered and became a branch of the OFNC.).

As for when, we should hold an initial meeting on friday evening (say some time between 6 and 8 PM), so we can establish the main group and form squads. This will be a campaign of espionage and spying up until masquerade night, which is when we'll strike.

As for where... there's pirates among us, and thus I will not reveal the location here. PM me and I will give you a test to see if you are a true ninja. Pass, and you shall be given the location of the meeting.

If you have any problems with this set up, feel free to speak up, though keep in mind that this isn't a game...THIS IS WAR!

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*yawns* right like i cares where the ninja meet up, and i dont see you as the king of ninjas for a long time... thats one of the beautiful things about ninja that i do admire, the oneness- the singularity, ninja is a one man army. piratyes have captains and kings- but even thats shaky with us-

eat it ninja "king"
*flashes you her precious booty*