the "Ask Otaku" thread

[Shi_Musouka]

Why do you dislike Killer Klowns from Outer Space so much?
Watched it when i was a kid. Scared me. Plus I don't like clowns.

If one came running at me, i would probably punch it in the nose. No joke right there.

What about if it was a clown that ran around screaming "You lost the game"?

[otakuapprentice]

Do you have clinophobia?
i luvs mah bed.

Why do you dislike Killer Klowns from Outer Space so much?
Watched it when i was a kid. Scared me. Plus I don't like clowns.

If one came running at me, i would probably punch it in the nose. No joke right there.

What about if it was a clown that ran around screaming "You lost the game"?
as long as he doesn't come right at me, then it gets to live.

[potatofreek]

Why do you dislike Killer Klowns from Outer Space so much?
Watched it when i was a kid. Scared me. Plus I don't like clowns.

If one came running at me, i would probably punch it in the nose. No joke right there.

What about if it was a clown that ran around screaming "You lost the game"?

The game? You just made me lose the game!

Why did you make me lose the game? D=

[Rei-Rei]

Otaku.... I'm going to buy a cake for my sister's birthday....
Which looks better?

Champagne Cake?
http://www.freeportbakery.com/index.php/cakes/champagne_cake

OR

The Princess Cake?
http://www.ettores.com/cakes/cakes.cfm

[otakuapprentice]

Why do you dislike Killer Klowns from Outer Space so much?
Watched it when i was a kid. Scared me. Plus I don't like clowns.

If one came running at me, i would probably punch it in the nose. No joke right there.

What about if it was a clown that ran around screaming "You lost the game"?

The game? You just made me lose the game!

Why did you make me lose the game? D=
thats it. NEW RULE: no more crap that has to do with the game.

Otaku.... I'm going to buy a cake for my sister's birthday....
Which looks better?

Champagne Cake?
http://www.freeportbakery.com/index.php/cakes/champagne_cake

OR

The Princess Cake?
http://www.ettores.com/cakes/cakes.cfm


The Princess Cake; it's simple and it works. Get that cake or i shun you forever.

[potatofreek]

What kind of person had the time to answer questions all day?

[XpHoBiaX]

So, what you do for Halloween?

MY BIRTHDAY IS IN 10 DAYS!

[otakuapprentice]

What kind of person had the time to answer questions all day?
It only takes me about 10 minutes to answer a whole crapload of questions; Small groups(like the ones above) are done in less than 2 minutes, give or take if my attention doesn't get moved over to something else during that time.

So, what you do for Halloween?
Went begging for candy(i got a pretty good haul), and then i went back home; I would have gone to a party in SF also, had it not been for the fact that i had work the next morning.

MY BIRTHDAY IS IN 10 DAYS!
SWEET!!!!

[Rei-Rei]

Otaku.... I'm going to buy a cake for my sister's birthday....
Which looks better?

Champagne Cake?
http://www.freeportbakery.com/index.php/cakes/champagne_cake

OR

The Princess Cake?
http://www.ettores.com/cakes/cakes.cfm


The Princess Cake; it's simple and it works. Get that cake or i shun you forever.

Hokay. Next question... Green or Pink?

And. I have a ton of pennies in a jar here.... What should I do with them?

[otakuapprentice]

Hokay. Next question... Green or Pink?
Pink, but a subtle pink.

And...I have a ton of pennies in a jar here.... What should I do with them?
Cash them all in, depending if you have a whole jar/jug full of pennies.

[RaddaX2]

WHO WAS PHONE?

[otakuapprentice]

WHO WAS PHONE?
I have absolutely no idea what the hell you mean by that question, so I'm just gonna say its your mom.

[potatofreek]

How long can you stare at your icon without going insane? (yes that is a challenge to try it)

[otakuapprentice]

How long can you stare at your icon without going insane? (yes that is a challenge to try it)
Probably a lot longer than I can keep my eyes open without blinking(try doing that for more than 8 minutes) and probably a lot longer than you can watch this: Leeks.

[Hakaru_chan]

[Hakaru_chan]

aww it didn't work... it was an iq question kind of picture thing but its ok ill try to take a screen pic of it and post it again

[XpHoBiaX]

Why do I have a tummy ache?

[otakuapprentice]

Why do I have a tummy ache?
one of three scenarios:
1) you havent had anything to eat in a while
2) you ate something bad
3) your stomach is rebelling against you and wants to escape.

my guess is its a small mix of all three.

[JTchinoy]

when you hear the number 8, do you think yes or no? :)

[otakuapprentice]

when you hear the number 8, do you think yes or no? :)
NO! NONONONONO!!!!!