The Awful Truth(s)

Runewitt · June 21, 2009, 11:38:47 PM

at least two people in the world would be happy if you were dead.
there's a chance they know each other.
one of them owns a shovel.

DentyneIce408 · June 22, 2009, 08:37:47 AM

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G.I.R · June 22, 2009, 11:04:03 PM

When they break in with a "Breaking news" story on T.V. and tell you that you can see the story at 5 P.M. and it's only 2:45, it's not really a big news story.

BrightHeart76 · June 23, 2009, 12:05:31 AM

More people can tell you all of the details about why John and Kate (plus eight) are getting divorced than can talk to you about what's going on in Iran.

Glitch · July 01, 2009, 03:54:14 PM

You know your favorite MMA fighter who beats the crap out of everybody in his path?....he's actually gay.
I always tell this to my brother. XD

G.I.R · July 04, 2009, 01:33:03 AM

78 deg. Fahrenheit. It's the new "Room Temperature". ... and it's Summer.

JohnnyAR · July 05, 2009, 04:02:16 PM

No, you are not a vampire and never will be....

G.I.R · July 23, 2009, 01:36:03 PM

Quote from: JohnnyAR on July 05, 2009, 04:02:16 PM
No, you are not a vampire and never will be....

ROFL. Take that "Twilight" Crowd. ;D

... Your out of ice-cream.

Glitch · July 31, 2009, 01:11:05 PM

Nobody cares that you know alot about anime. Those paragraphs just annoy people.

Liquid · July 31, 2009, 02:22:46 PM

Momoi doesn't really love you...she only likes you as a friend.

Glitch · July 31, 2009, 02:38:49 PM

Quote from: Liquid on July 31, 2009, 02:22:46 PM
Momoi doesn't really love you...she only likes you as a friend.

There is the truth, and then there are just plain insults sir. Momoi made her love official when she said it to me during the concert. It doesn't matter if she wasn't looking directly at me when she said it.

Liquid · July 31, 2009, 03:33:17 PM

lol. I stand corrected. :P

Ayanami Rei First Child · August 01, 2009, 01:03:13 AM

Solar Energy is Green Electricity...but it's not so nice for the environment as it reduces the levels of drinking water! Go water shortage power through Solar!! YAY! @.@

Just because the FDA says it's safe, doesn't mean it actually is.

Tolerance and acceptance are two different things.

Titanic was NOT the best acting that Leonardo Di Caprio did.

Scientology was created by a 2nd or even 3rd rate science fiction author.

L3sli3_Lov3s_Chu · August 01, 2009, 07:54:24 PM

That burger you just ate, somebody spit in it.

XpHoBiaX · August 01, 2009, 09:26:24 PM

...And that's not mayo.

AnimeEmperor · August 03, 2009, 12:51:21 AM

It's literally impossible to truly know if someone loves you.

BrightHeart76 · August 03, 2009, 09:30:27 AM

None of the shows I watch are actually in production any longer. I'm stuck in a perpetual state of reruns...and so are most of you.

G.I.R · August 05, 2009, 12:22:04 PM

It's "Shark Week" which translates to a limited amount of subjects to watch on Discovery.

( ... but I would like to see the Mythbusters guys try to disprove the existence of the Land Shark. *knock*knock* ... Candy Gram ... )

Glitch · August 12, 2009, 12:09:37 PM

They arn't really your friends. They just wanna play your xbox.

XpHoBiaX · August 12, 2009, 12:41:11 PM

Doctors lie. It ain't gonna be alright...and it will hurt like a bitch. And NO I can not relax!
>:(

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