WISH CORRUPTER!!!!! 2.0

[Somebody]

Granted, but now you are hungry and have had nothing to eat.
I wish I didn't have to go to class tomorrow.

[c2chaos]

Granted but you missed the spontaneous dance that happened and the free one-grade-up for watching it in that class.

I wish that I'd be mostly quiet tomorrow.

[Somebody]

Granted, but you lose your voice and cannot speak for the rest of your life.
I wish I wasn't so tired.

[c2chaos]

Granted, now you are asleep but sleep-walking with someone else's underpants on.

I wish I could play an instrument.

[Somebody]

Granted, but you are a musical slave that must play eternally-if you stop for one second you die.
I wish my friends were more motivated.

[c2chaos]

Granted now, they are motivated to eat you.

I wish I had some Green Tea.

[Somebody]

(Oh wow that was great xD. Had to "lol" at that.)
Granted, but there's a new rumor going around that Green Tea isn't that good for you.
Wish the dogs would stop barking.

[c2chaos]

Granted, now they are throwing tree barks at you.

I wish I weren't so sneezy right now.

[Somebody]

Granted, but you have hiccups now instead.
I wish I new whether MMA had a bone to pick with me or not.  :-\

[c2chaos]

Granted but you turn into an amoeba.

I wish I could get rid of this creepy, lingering feeling....

[Somebody]

Granted, but you realize that the feeling was a stalker...that just ran away.
(Okay that was lame I lost my train of thought.)
I wish Wolf's Rain had ended happier.

[AuroraDreamer]

granted, but now all other stories ending suck.

I wish I could finish my Seychelles cosplay

[Somebody]

(OMG Seychelles cosplay? I hope you finish it too! IF you do are you coming to the Hetalia gathering if possible? that'd be so funnnn lol)
Granted, only the dress rips at con and super duck tape man isn't there to help you.
(there's this cosplayer that's saved me when something like that happened to me in the past xD)
ANYWAY UMM I WISH....that I could figure out how to finish the bangs for my China cosplay

[hikarihoshi28]

Granted, but some jerk cuts them off as a "practical joke". =P

I wish my essay was done.

[Echo♔]

Granted! But you're in Soviet Russia, therefore essay does YOU!

I wish I could go to fanime this time around!

[c2chaos]

Granted but you're the only person there!

I wish my cousins weren't so stupid.

[Somebody]

Granted, but now they're so smart that they're acting like jerks to you.
I wish I didn't have to go to class.

[doriangray]

Granted.  A fire starts at your academic institution, which makes you unable to graduate.

I wish people wouldn't message me at 7:30 in the morning before my first cup of coffee.

[c2chaos]

Granted, they call you instead.

I wish stuff would stop breaking down.

[doriangray]

Granted, now you can't break down cardboard boxes that you recycle.

I wish getting up in the morning was easier.