WISH CORRUPTER!!!!! 2.0

[Somebody]

Granted, but now they tell you so much truth that you don't want to hear that it hurts your friendship and things get awkward.
I wish I wasn't so tired.

[Barnes]

You can't sleep anymore.

I wish for a special edition dvd copy of "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie"

[c2chaos]

Granted but it is performed by deaf-mutes. That's the "special" part about it.

I wish I hadn't eaten so much.

[Brutal]

Granted, but all the food you ate went to your thighs! D:

I wish to have more fanime friends

[AuroraDreamer]

Granted, but they all are jerks to you.

I wish I had more friends that were not jerks.

[Somebody]

Granted, but instead they are annoying noobs that won't leave you alone and won't grow up!
I wish I wasn't so shy around people older than me.

[AngelWings]

Granted, but now you're so forward you alienate all of those older people.

I wish shipping didn't cost so much.

[Jerry]

granted, except it goes thru snail mail.... and is literally delivered by a team of snails.  :P


I wish i could plant a real money tree.

[c2chaos]

Granted, but it's an invasive, prickly, and carnivorous type of tree.

I wish this candy would stop mocking me.

[Somebody]

Granted, but now it's eating you.
I wish my lab partner wasn't so clueless and stupid about Chem.

[PinkHairSasuke]

Granted! Your lab partner now knows what a beaker is and does.

I wish for the opposite of what a parody is.

[c2chaos]

You get truth, but you can't handle it.

I wish I had some mustard to make an egg-salad sandwich.

[AuroraDreamer]

Granted, but now you have no eggs.
I wish didn't have to go to class...

[c2chaos]

Granted. Your class comes to you and follows you at all times.

I wish I had an awesome cosplay.

[Somebody]

Granted, but some idiot jerk-face at con runs up and ruins it in the first hour.
I wish I had some chocolate. xD

[c2chaos]

Granted but it's "monkey chocolate."

I wish my sisters weren't eating near me. D:

[Somebody]

Granted, but now they're eating in your room and making a mess all over your stuff.
I wish I had more music on my computer.

[c2chaos]

Granted but they are the kind of music that is inaudible to human. Dogs seem to love it, however.

I wish my sister would stop waving a knife around.

[Somebody]

Granted, but it's now plunged into your computer.
I wish I could find my copy of TKAM.

[AngelWings]

Granted. Unfortunately your what you find of your copy is it's remains as it has been completely destroyed.
I wish I was just a bit more patient.