Random Lies About the Person Above You. v2.0

[Jerry]

^ wishes her name was Jerry

[chris-barstow]

Just gave away his name out of the kindness of his heart.

[Somebody]

^wants to steal other people's names

[c2chaos]

^ originally had her username as Anonymous.

[Somebody]

^ Originally went by C2 but kept being mistaken for a girl

[c2chaos]

^ her last post was not funny at all!

[Somebody]

^never has anything nice to say

[c2chaos]

^treats me like an elderly person.

[Somebody]

^treats me like a baby

[c2chaos]

^ feeds me apple sauce and liquefied meat.

[Somebody]

^steals my candy

[c2chaos]

^tracks mud into Asian homes.

[Somebody]

^ tracks the deadly "great mighty poo" into his own home

[c2chaos]

^works as a human statue in the local park.

[Somebody]

^works as a butler in San Jose

[c2chaos]

^ can juggle 3 balls.

[Somebody]

I almost can...xD

^gets frustrated with juggling and throws the beanbags at random people, then picks up rocks.

[c2chaos]

^ took out a horde of trolls in a single sentence.

[Somebody]

^is a master troller on 4chan

[Runewitt]

is Boxxy.