Random Lies About the Person Above You. v2.0

[Runewitt]

put the bop in the bop shi bob di bop

[c2chaos]

^ Is completely prepared for a zombie apocalypse.

[Somebody]

^is the first zombie of the zombie apocolypse

[c2chaos]

^created the disease and slipped it into me through a delicious German chocolate cheesecake.

[Somebody]

^had been prepared for a zombie apocalypse but not the cake

[c2chaos]

^ is the cure.

[Somebody]

^spread the disease all throughout Fanime

[c2chaos]

^ had a massive group hug and cured everyone.

[Somebody]

^ is headed to Sacanime to spread the zombie plague

[MyMidnightAffair]

^
Is the cause of Swine Flu

[Somebody]

^is the cause of the common cold

[MyMidnightAffair]

^ adopted a rat that had The Black Death

[Jerry]

gave me Con cooties.

[Somebody]

^invented cooties

[c2chaos]

^still believes in cooties.

[AuroraDreamer]

^ is planning on sharing the word of cooties to schools around California. It's a very scary thing people.

[Somebody]

^is combating cooties in schools across CA

[c2chaos]

^ is a victim and inspirational speaker about the dangers of cooties.

[MyMidnightAffair]

^ has formed a world-national anti-pact against cooties

[Somebody]

^is a survivor of the cootie infestation