Random Lies About the Person Above You. v2.0

[Jerry]

was patient zero of the cootie infestation.

[Somebody]

^secretly spreads cooties in his spare time

[Jerry]

likes cooties on her toast in the morning.

[MyMidnightAffair]

^ has found out the cure for cooties but died at age 37

[Somebody]

^is hiding a cure to cooties in her secret vault

[MyMidnightAffair]

^ wants to donate 4 Billion Dollars to find the cure for cooties

[Somebody]

^wants to make 4 billion dollars on a fake antidote to cooties

[Jerry]

^ likes to have cooties all over her body.

[Somebody]

^is running out of cootie jokes
(I sure am! xD)

[Jerry]

does realize cooties multiple like bunnies. they just keep going... and going... and going...

[Somebody]

^had to look up cooties in the dictionary

[Jerry]

likes to be glomped by cooties.

[MyMidnightAffair]

^ Likes giving cooties as birthday gifts

[Jerry]

received said birthday gift of cooties.

[MyMidnightAffair]

^ has cootiephobia

[Somebody]

^gave Jerry's cootie gift to C2

[AuroraDreamer]

Stole the cootie gift for herself.

[Somebody]

^breeds cooties at her home

[AuroraDreamer]

gave me the cooties to breed

[Somebody]

^only talks about cooties in instant messenger