Random Lies About the Person Above You. v2.0

[c2chaos]

^ the Rice King of California!

[AuroraDreamer]

wishes he was the rice king instead of the sausage king

[c2chaos]

^ eats her sausages New York style.

[AuroraDreamer]

is currently trying out to be the next American Idol

[c2chaos]

^ already won it--twice!

[AuroraDreamer]

was my rival in the finally 

[c2chaos]

^ Stole my secret recipe.

[AuroraDreamer]

^ is bad at hiding said recipe. A box labeled "NOT secret recipe" :)

[c2chaos]

^ replaced my recipe with a page from a Death Note.

[AuroraDreamer]

^killed himself in shock from the Shinigami instead of killing others with the page.

[c2chaos]

^ wrote my name on it before pulling the ol' switcheroo.

[AuroraDreamer]

hid his will somewhere in DisneyWorld

[Barnes]

^Lives in the Matterhorn........ride at DisneyLand

[AuroraDreamer]

^ comes to visit me and play basket ball at the mountain top quite often.

[Barnes]

^She cosplays as Eve (Needless) and can't remember peoples names.

[c2chaos]

^ a satyr that eats old hags.

[Somebody]

^hasn't been on the forums for weeks

[c2chaos]

^was on yesterday.

[MyMidnightAffair]

^ hacks the forums and made everyone's avatar look like PedoBear

[c2chaos]

^ my maid.