Random Lies About the Person Above You. v2.0

[AuroraDreamer]

^ can not be out in sunlight, because of his sparkling skin condition.

[Jerry]

^ per contract, is not allowed to wear shirts.

[c2chaos]

^ only drinks the blood of dodo birds.

[AuroraDreamer]

is frequently a guest on America's Most Wanted.

[c2chaos]

^ frequently featured in the 15 seconds of shame section of AMW.

[Barnes]

^ Is like, totally Nicolas Cage  ;D

[Somebody]

^is actually Tom Hanks

[AuroraDreamer]

^ is actually Keira Knightley staring in her new role as a Hetalia crazed teen.

[Somebody]

(xDDD)
^is actually Kristen Stuart hiding from angry mobsters who are obsessed with Robert P/Edward C

[c2chaos]

^ is Jack Black who's researching a role for a new movie.

[AuroraDreamer]

^ is Betty White.

[c2chaos]

^ Bea Arthur's protegé.

[PinkHairSasuke]

is jealous of that

[Glitch]

Cheated on exams at the Starfleet academy.

[PinkHairSasuke]

Helped me cheat on the test

[c2chaos]

^ helped me fail a test.

[AuroraDreamer]

^ was denied 5 time to the Starfleet Academy.

[Somebody]

^Was top of her class at Starfleet Academy

[monikamilani]

Was lowest of her class in Hogwarts

[Somebody]

^Failed Divination