If Life Gives You...

[limDsage]

... you team up with her to beat the bad guys, then you marry her!

If life gives you Rammstein...

[Lucifargundam]

...then Buch Dich!

If life gives you a vocaloid-chobit....

[01]

Then I'm malfunctioning.

If life gives you a mustard plant..

[Lucifargundam]

...you make it into mustard.

If life gives you a chance at the Olympics....

[PinkHairSasuke]

you invent a full proof plan to win the gold!

If life gives you psychic powers...

[Lucifargundam]

...you open up anouther dimension.

If life gives you a song...

[limDsage]

... you sing your worries away!

If life gives you schnapps (German term for any hard liquor)...

[Lucifargundam]

...you drink like its Oktoberfest!

If life gives you Hollywood....

[limDsage]

... you sing Red Hot Chili Pepper's "Californication" song and talk about Hollywood all day!

If life gives you a Friday...

[Lucifargundam]

...you call out "TGIF!!!".

If life gives you a Sunday...

[01]

Start crying because tomorrow is Monday.

If life gives you whip cream...

[limDsage]

... you pronounce "Cool Whip" in Stewie's accent!

If life gives you a party...

[01]

then I'm so happy!!!

If life gives you corn...

[Lucifargundam]

...you eat it in any shape or form(like popcorn).

If life gives you grapes...

[limDsage]

... you ferment them to make wine!

If life gives you potatoes...

[Lucifargundam]

...you turn them into potato vodka!

If life gives you barley...

[01]

Then i force feed it to my alpaca.

If life gives you a lock...

[Lucifargundam]

...you pick it and put it on someone's locker!

If life gives you popcorn...

[01]

feed it to the sprites!

If life gives you an artichoke ...

[limDsage]

... you put it in your pizza!

If life gives you oranges...