If Life Gives You...

limDsage · June 17, 2013, 10:14:29 AM

... you drink it and become like Cornholio!

If life gives you Cornholio...

PinkHairSasuke · June 17, 2013, 02:43:58 PM

you become great!

If life gives you a smokin' hot but dimwitted spouse...

limDsage · June 17, 2013, 03:14:51 PM

... you educate her, and then she becomes smart and hot!

If life gives you an anorexic girlfriend...

Lucifargundam · June 17, 2013, 04:56:52 PM

...you offer her help and break up with her if she refuses. No point in suffering with someone who wants to.

If life gives you a girlfriend who chated on you who hasn't told you things because she loves you and doesnt want to lose you...

PinkHairSasuke · June 18, 2013, 10:13:08 AM

you bring up what you know and tell her that you're not happy but you forgive her and won't leave her.

If life gives you an ultra-clingy girlfriend...

limDsage · June 18, 2013, 10:25:02 AM

... you nickname her, "overly attached girlfriend!"

If life gives you a wife-material girlfriend...

Lucifargundam · June 18, 2013, 07:13:38 PM

...you marry her and make her yours!

If life gives you a girlfriend who lost interest in you but doesnt want to break up...

PinkHairSasuke · June 19, 2013, 08:31:09 AM

you break up with her and make sure she won't hate you.

If life gives you a psycho girlfriend....

Lucifargundam · June 19, 2013, 09:13:12 AM

...you get her locked up in a psych ward in San Lorenzo.

If life gives you a psycho exgirlfriend...

PinkHairSasuke · June 20, 2013, 08:45:38 AM

you fake your own death and become a new person.

If life gives you a superhero girlfriend...

limDsage · June 20, 2013, 10:20:54 AM

... you become a Kamen Rider and help her fight crime!

If life gives you an overly attached girlfriend...

Lucifargundam · June 20, 2013, 06:55:32 PM

...you put her in her place!

If life gives you a psychopathic stalker....

limDsage · June 20, 2013, 08:35:35 PM

... you Rider Kick them!

If life gives you Kivat the bat the 2nd...

Lucifargundam · June 20, 2013, 11:17:56 PM

...you make him into a cookie!

If life gives you Golbat...

limDsage · June 21, 2013, 09:26:27 AM

... you turn him into Batman!

If life gives you bacon-wrapped potatoes...

Lucifargundam · June 21, 2013, 10:00:41 PM

...you eat them while drinking!

If life gives you potato skins...

limDsage · June 22, 2013, 11:00:31 AM

... you eat them!

If life gives you pho...

Lucifargundam · June 22, 2013, 10:02:33 PM

...you eat it with friends!

If life gives you boba tea...

PinkHairSasuke · June 24, 2013, 08:30:50 AM

you share it with Boba Fett!

If life gives you an adventure....

limDsage · June 24, 2013, 09:38:15 AM

You become a pirate king!

If life gives you penguins...