WISH CORRUPTER!!!!! 2.0

[BumbleB]

GRANTED! But you give it all to me!

I wish people wouldn't accuse Misa Misa as being hannah montana.

[MikoChika]

Granted! But they now mistake her as a sailor moon wanna be on weed.

I wish the world wasn't so full of anger..

[Liquid]

Granted! Now it's full of stupidity. The bright side is... nobody can understand enough to even get angry. The bad side is.... nobody can understand enough to get anything done correctly and the world rots away.

I wish I only had to work 2 hours a day.

[MikoChika]

Granted! But to do so, they demote you, which includes a decrease in salary. You end up loseing your house, your wife leaves  you. and you end up moveing back into your parents basement.

I wish I could time travel.

[Liquid]

I wish I could time travel.

Granted! But you travel back too far on accident and get stuck fighting a T-Rex with your samurai sword.

I wish I could travel at the speed of light.

[narutofan17]

Granted! But you moved so fast that you ended up goin back in time and now you have help MikaChika fight the T-Rex.

I wish I had air conditioning

[Liquid]

Granted! You die of heat exhaustion, but at your funeral everyone envies your hair after it's air "conditioning" at a top secret Sauve factory in New Mexico.

I wish I had powers like Superman.

[K&K4ever]

Granted, but you also can't make a good video games

I wish I had more time to sow at home

[Liquid]

Granted. But it's not what you think. You're now a farmer and you are forced to reap what you sow.

I wish bacon was as healthy as lettuce.

[MikoChika]

Granted! scientists find out lettuce is a leading cuase of heart attacks in america, along side the oh so yummy bacon.

I wish I had the ability to beat down a T-Rex.

[Liquid]

I wish I had the ability to beat down a T-Rex.

Granted. But it is the T-Rex from Toy Story.

I wish I could fly.

[MikoChika]

Granted! However you find out you have an extreme phobia of heights.

I wish I was a ninja. o_o

[Liquid]

Granted. You are now the Ask A Ninja, ninja. So all you do is sit in a chair and answer questions from people on the internet. You never have time to actually be a ninja. :-\

I wish I was a dragon.

[Barnes]

You turn into a lizard

I wish the 65 bus had better frequency (1 hour sucks!)

[Liquid]

Granted. The 65 bus now frequents that stop every 5 minutes. It stops, goes a few blocks, turns around and stops again at that same stop. Over and over again.

I wish I had butter for these awesome muffins someone brought to work today.

[MikoChika]

Granted! However its not normal butter, it's not even margirine. It's a case, that your work received, of imitation butter made out of tofu. o_o

I with imitation cheese was never created.

[Liquid]

Granted. Cheese no longer exists, so therefore an imitation could never be made of it.

Alternate dimension answer: Granted. Normal cheese has never been discovered. What you call "imitation cheese" is now referred to as cheese. Everyone loves it, except you. It is served on every dish on Earth and you cannot order food without it being on it. Trying to do so is punishable by death.

I wish I had an awesome cosplay of Punisher.

[K&K4ever]

Granted, you paint it on

I wish I didn't have this cold

[BumbleB]

Granted now you the flu.

I wish my school DJ would play better songs.

[MikoChika]

Granted. He now plays the hippest, the most popular mexican music out there.

I wish i could speak spanish.