the "Ask Otaku" thread

MisakiFan41 · September 27, 2006, 09:14:27 PM

Quote from: otakuapprentice
Quote from: MisakiFan41Are we going to Dick's when we go to Comic-Con? XD
that's IF we actually do go to Comic-Con....yea, we'll get some of Dick's House Sauce :lol:

LMAO!!!

is Dick's House Sauce that damn good? XD

otakuapprentice · September 27, 2006, 09:54:51 PM

Quote from: MisakiFan41
Quote from: otakuapprentice
Quote from: MisakiFan41Are we going to Dick's when we go to Comic-Con? XD
that's IF we actually do go to Comic-Con....yea, we'll get some of Dick's House Sauce :lol:

LMAO!!!

is Dick's House Sauce that damn good? XD

yea. it's Dick's, so it has to be good.

gmontem · September 28, 2006, 09:47:20 AM

Should I keep or change my avatar?

What if my avatar was stiill around and asked you out on a date?

Why is Jerry Springer in Dancing with the stars and not you?

How do I get rid of the stigma attached to my name?

What did Jack and Jill really do when they got up the hill?

If I were to put a nickel in a jar for everytime Kodoku fails, how much would the jar have in a month?

Why does gubaba like the word "shuttlecock"?

How many otakus does it take to screw a life bulb?

Would you rather go In-N-Out in the rain or go up and down the elevator?

What would a man accomplish if he spent an entire day watching infomercials?

What would a woman accomplish if she spent an entire day watching infomercials?

Where are the people with a gmontem complex hiding?

XpHoBiaX · September 28, 2006, 10:49:57 AM

YOU BROKE IT!!!! *beats G*

>_> Just for that...NO CLOSET FOR YOU!!!!

Are you broken Mr. Otaku?

gubaba · September 28, 2006, 12:25:09 PM

Pirate.. or Celtic outfit?! ;_;

Jerry · September 28, 2006, 09:17:45 PM

glass: half full.... or half empty?

otakuapprentice · September 28, 2006, 09:57:21 PM

Quote from: gmontemShould I keep or change my avatar?

What if my avatar was stiill around and asked you out on a date?

Why is Jerry Springer in Dancing with the stars and not you?

How do I get rid of the stigma attached to my name?

What did Jack and Jill really do when they got up the hill?

If I were to put a nickel in a jar for everytime Kodoku fails, how much would the jar have in a month?

Why does gubaba like the word "shuttlecock"?

How many otakus does it take to screw a life bulb?

Would you rather go In-N-Out in the rain or go up and down the elevator?

What would a man accomplish if he spent an entire day watching infomercials?

What would a woman accomplish if she spent an entire day watching infomercials?

Where are the people with a gmontem complex hiding?

wow, question barrage, i see. well, i'll answer them in the order they are posted, as usual:

1: change it. you're scaring the kids.
2: i would probably fear for my very life.
3: because watching jerry springer fail is funnier than watching me fail.
4: i don't think you can. its stuck there, whether you like it or not.
5: why did they really go up the hill? let's just say there was a certain store there...that sold stuff...
6: you would have a crazy amount of nickels.
7: because its funny. theres no other explaining it.
8: none. since they still live at home, they get their parents to do it for them.
9: depends how fun the elevator is.
10: he would know that all you need to do is "Set it...And forget it."
11: absolutely nothing.
12: they are hiding in your camera. LOOK OUT!!!

Quote from: XpHoBiaXYOU BROKE IT!!!! *beats G*

>_> Just for that...NO CLOSET FOR YOU!!!!

Are you broken Mr. Otaku?

depending on what happens to me each day, i sometimes do feel broken. today, i feel broken...like i can't be fixed. yea, im not feeling myself today. *sad and gloomy mode*

Quote from: gubabaPirate.. or Celtic outfit?! ;_;

if you want my personal opinion, go with pirate.

Quote from: Jerryglass: half full...or half empty?

since i am in sad and gloomy mode right now, its half empty. i think its more than that. it feels like it.

XpHoBiaX · September 29, 2006, 12:00:00 AM

Is there anything I can do to make you happy?

O.O *locks self in closet...again*

otakuapprentice · September 29, 2006, 07:50:57 PM

Quote from: XpHoBiaXIs there anything I can do to make you happy?

O.O *locks self in closet...again*

well, since i am no longer in sad and gloomy mode right now, no there is not. but i appreciate the gesture.

Barnes · September 29, 2006, 09:44:52 PM

What is the meaning of life?

otakuapprentice · September 29, 2006, 10:19:36 PM

Quote from: BarnesWhat is the meaning of life?

this has already been answered. Please refer to "The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy" for the answer.

Yea, this is what i call a "cop-out" answer.

gmontem · September 29, 2006, 10:53:50 PM

I feel like vomitting. What should I do? D:

otakuapprentice · September 30, 2006, 12:05:15 AM

Quote from: gmontemI feel like vomitting. What should I do? D:

grab a bucket, and find some medicine.

Jerry · September 30, 2006, 02:43:09 AM

I have been secretly (or visabily) emo for a long while now...

whats the best way to get rid of it?

(and if this answer doesnt work, I'm going to cut you too....) "harmless threat"

XpHoBiaX · September 30, 2006, 10:01:24 PM

What would happen if I boiled the emo kid (jerry) in a couldron?

And should I put in veggies and stuff?

otakuapprentice · September 30, 2006, 11:11:50 PM

Quote from: JerryI have been secretly (or visabily) emo for a long while now...

whats the best way to get rid of it?

(and if this answer doesnt work, I'm going to cut you too....) "harmless threat"

well, the first thing you need to do is get that emo-monkey off your back. give him a banana; that will probably get him to leave. secondly, you shouldn't be feeling emo(or looking emo for that matter), seeing as how you have been having fun with all of your close freinds these past few weeks. it might have something to do with something going on at work.

Quote from: XpHoBiaXWhat would happen if I boiled the emo kid (jerry) in a cauldron?

And should I put in veggies and stuff?

dont boil jerry. he doesnt taste good boiled. don't put veggies in. you'll just make it worse.

XpHoBiaX · October 01, 2006, 10:04:22 AM

O.o shall i grill him then? I like grilled Emo kids for breakfast....

Barnes · October 01, 2006, 11:41:05 AM

Hello! Hey you! Who said that?
Who can it be now?
Won't you gimme three steps?

Jerry · October 01, 2006, 04:00:22 PM

what is your FAVORITE food? (probably someone already asked?)

What is your LEAST FAVORITE food? (wondering if the answer would be 911 chicken)

otakuapprentice · October 02, 2006, 02:16:06 PM

Quote from: XpHoBiaXO.o shall i grill him then? I like grilled Emo kids for breakfast....

whatever you do ,do not try to grill Jerry. tests have shown that, under conditions of extreme heat, Jerry reacts in an otherwise unpleasant manner. you DON'T want to see the aftermath, trust me on that...

Quote from: BarnesHello! Hey you! Who said that?
Who can it be now?
Won't you gimme three steps?

1. you said it. 2. its the tooth-fairy, trying to collect on past debts. 3.i gave you three steps last week, and you already wasted them.

Quote from: Jerrywhat is your FAVORITE food? (probably someone already asked?)

What is your LEAST FAVORITE food? (wondering if the answer would be 911 chicken)

if i do recall, someone asked me this question in one of the fani-chats, but i have forgotten what i responded with. there are many foods that i like, so its hard to pick just one.
as for my least favorite food(besides 911 chicken, of course), it would probably have to be either clam chowder or menudo.