the "Ask Otaku" thread

[gmontem]

Why do I find myself frequently changing my avatar? :/

[otakuapprentice]

Why do i find myself frequently changing my avatar? :/

because you are not happy with just having one avatar. you like to change it up for spontaneity.

[gubaba]

What should I have for dinner?

Why are guys so wierd?

[otakuapprentice]

What should I have for dinner?

Why are guys so weird?

dinner, eh? i'll re-use the same response i gave to Mr. McStabby and say have the first thing you see when you open up your fridge.

weird? guys are weird when it comes to alot of things. try to give me one specific thing about guys that makes them weird, and i can then give a much clearer answer.

[gmontem]

Why is otakuxapprentice so weird? Why is gmontem so normal? Why does Kodoku like to shank people? How could -zoxan- have a disagreeable head when he agrees to all sorts of stuff?

[otakuapprentice]

Why is otakuxapprentice so weird? Why is gmontem so normal? Why does Kodoku like to shank people? How could -zoxan- have a disagreeable head when he agrees to all sorts of stuff?

all of these questions are nothing but a TRAP. but, in all fairness, i will still answer them in the order they were posted...

1. I am not weird. i have never been weird. I am me, and people like me just the way i am.
2. Gmontem is normal as normal can get. LOL. nah, we all normal and weird in our own way.
3. Kodoku likes to shank people because he is trying to get into the Guiness Book of Records for "Most Shankings by one person."
4. hmm...that's a toughie. must be his online alter-ego or somethin'...

[Jerry]

What would be an awsome theme if the fani mafia had a halloween party and we all dress up together

what theme would be best FOR THE WIN!!?!?!

and how HOT would the girls costumes would be?  8)

[zoupzuop2]

What if that theme were "Everybody-go-down-to-Scotts-Valley-and-watch-Zoupzuop2's-band-play-live-from-the-bassist's-garage"?

(I'd sure like that.)

[otakuapprentice]

What would be an awsome theme if the fani mafia had a halloween party and we all dress up together

what theme would be best FOR THE WIN!!?!?!

and how HOT would the girls costumes would be?  8)

a theme?! does there really have to be a theme? i mean, most of us already cosplay, so i don't think we would be needing a theme. for everyone that doesn't cosplay, they would need a theme, of course. i think a theme that keeps popping up in people's minds would be ninjas vs. pirates.
and how HOT would the girls costumes have to be? that all depends on what the girls choose. hey, i got to be fair in my answers.

What if that theme were "Everybody-go-down-to-Scotts-Valley-and-watch-Zoupzuop2's-band-play-live-from-the-bassist's-garage"?

(I'd sure like that.)

good theme, but no costumes exist for that yet.

[XpHoBiaX]

Why is it that every f*in time I get comfy in my computer chair I have to go take a shit?!

It pisses me off!


why are stupid people allowed licenses??!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!? *was in a mild accident, that involved a stupid person*

[otakuapprentice]

Why is it that every f*in time I get comfy in my computer chair I have to go take a shit?!

It pisses me off!


why are stupid people allowed licenses??!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!? *was in a mild accident, that involved a stupid person*

hmm...could be that your chair doesn't like you and it has a score to settle with you.

[Kazuko]

._. why do I have to spend my birthday alone this year?

[otakuapprentice]

._. why do I have to spend my birthday alone this year?

in all sincerity, no one should have to spend their birthday alone. that is very sad and should never happen to anyone. I say to you Happy-Early-Birthday, Kazuko!! 8)

[XpHoBiaX]

why didn't you answer my second question...?
Are you hiding something...? *prods*

[otakuapprentice]

why didn't you answer my second question...?
Are you hiding something...? *prods*

in all the madness, i seem to have overlooked the second question, and i apologize. here is the question once again, and the answer:

why are stupid people allowed licenses??!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!? *was in a mild accident, that involved a stupid person*

im not sure why. as long as you can pass the DMV test, you can get a license. that's the thing, though: everthing following up to that driving test you do by the book. But as soon as the person passes it and gets their license, they throw all the rules out the window.

[gubaba]

weird? guys are weird when it comes to alot of things. try to give me one specific thing about guys that makes them weird, and i can then give a much clearer answer.

Why are guys wierd about speaking their minds?

Why are guys wierd about girls?

Why are guys wierd about being fat (coughcough Jyun cough)?!

Why are girls wierd about guys?

Why are girls wierd about speaking their minds?

Why are girls wierd about being skinny?!

WHY CAN'T KODO JUST ACCEPT THAT HE DID NOT BEAT ME IN TETRIS?

XD

[otakuapprentice]

weird? guys are weird when it comes to alot of things. try to give me one specific thing about guys that makes them weird, and i can then give a much clearer answer.

Why are guys wierd about speaking their minds?

Why are guys wierd about girls?

Why are guys wierd about being fat (coughcough Jyun cough)?!

Why are girls wierd about guys?

Why are girls wierd about speaking their minds?

Why are girls wierd about being skinny?!

WHY CAN'T KODO JUST ACCEPT THAT HE DID NOT BEAT ME IN TETRIS?

XD

okay, now this i can work with. here's the answers:

1. if you mean we say what we want, then the answer is that guys are trying to be as macho as possible around either their friends or their g/f.

2. guys are weird about girls because they don't know how to act correctly around them. either they don't do anything and clam up all the time or they act like dumb-asses.

3. well, that one i don't know about. most guys like to be as buff as possible, but some don't like to be pudgy.

questions 4-6 are tough since i am not a girl and i don't know how to respond correctly to said questions. but lets give it a try, shall we?

4. ummm...i really can't come up with a response for this one. sorry, maybe next time.

5. i believe that girls are weird about speaking their minds because, like everyone, they fear what people might think of them.

6. this i have already answered, but i'll repeat it anyway. society has warped people's ideas and minds about was looks good and what doesn't. most people cannot be content with who they are and try to mimic what is around them. this often leads to diastrous results, which can sometimes be eating disorders like bingeing and purging, being anorexic/bulimic, etc. this type of pressure is also brought upon by television/movies, and by that i mean seeing celebrities that are very slim and slender, some of them not knowing they have a problem and they are under 110lbs. or something like that.

7. kodoku can't accept it because he doesn't want to believe it.


NOTE:pertaining to answer number 6, i hope i haven't offended anyone. that was not my intent. i am simply pointing something out that has been noted by many others and i hope you all take my response with a grain of salt. thank you.

[Mai-chan]

Are you coming to the meeting?

[XpHoBiaX]

why is it that I never have money for important things?! *like my medication* >:/....T_________T

[Karisma Black]

Why do I have to be so overloaded with homework that I'm stressed all the time?