Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[explosive_artist]

Because they have waaaaaaaaaaaay too many vaccums

Why does cookie dough come in tubes?

[K&K4ever]

Because everything is better in tube form

Why do I feel so stressed?

[yumicchi88]

because they don't pronounce "kurogane" right.






Why do dubs suck?

[K&K4ever]

Because they ignore the correct pronunciation of the names

Why do I feel tired?

[explosive_artist]

because the government is sucking out your life-force

Why are there such things as plot twist?

[K&K4ever]

Because other wise life would be boring

Why do my feet feel cold?

[explosive_artist]

BEcause your hands are hot

why do I have a stalker

[Barnes]

*Bang!* There I shot him for ya. That'll be $200,000 please

Is the package here yet?

[explosive_artist]

Yeah, its right here(....hahahaha! im soo sorry, I couldn't resist)

Why does your head hurt after you stretch?

[Rei-Rei]

Because dehydration comes at you at 56 mph!

Why is the permit, just a regular piece of paper?

[K&K4ever]

They were out of tracing paper

Why is my neighbor's cat trying to invade our back yard?

[Rei-Rei]

He wants to take over your population of grass.
Is Thanksgivings week here yet?

[Sora]

It's too bad it isn't...because time doesn't roll fast enough.

Why do guys get weirded out by yaoi?

[K&K4ever]

Because they are not confident in their sexuality

How have I been?

[Morbus]

sleepy.

Why is every one so far away?

[Barnes]

We wait for the day. For the nights are so wasted and gone.

We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in 1000 days?

[explosive_artist]

though the fire and the flames, we'll carry on

why is my friend so ignorant?

[Rei-Rei]

Because he believes Yaoi is the answer to everything.
Why does my memory suck?

[explosive_artist]

because namine is terrible at her job

Why isn't the sky blue?

[error00004]

Cause I ate it!

Why isn't my tea hot?