Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[explosive_artist]

because I blew on it

Why is coke so (EFF!)ing carbonated

[Sora]

'Cause they added too much air when they made it.

Why don't sweatdrops exist in RL?

[error00004]

Because there is rain.

Can I has sting cheese?

[Rei-Rei]

No you can't. It's illegal.
Do I have time to go to Cookie Connection today?

[Jin-Chi-Chan]

No, you spend all your time online, remember?
When will all this anger, hate and biggotry be gone?

[K&K4ever]

When god comes down from heaven and kicks our asses

How could I have spilled tea on pleather >:( 

[Barnes]

Let's talk about leather

Who just flew in from Spain?

[explosive_artist]

the supreme headmaster

Who invented simileys?

[Jin-Chi-Chan]

A faceless nerd who still lives at home.
What is my hair color?

[explosive_artist]

Crimson Sapphire

Can you really hit certin points on a person's body and have them not able to move?

[Jin-Chi-Chan]

One good brick to the head usually works better.
Who should I be for Fanime '09?

[Barnes]

Billy Crystal

How should I know?

[Jin-Chi-Chan]

Because you have been elected King of the Anime Nerds.
Do I know you?

[Barnes]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *Splash*

Cannonball Run, anyone?

[Jin-Chi-Chan]

-hits with Pikachu plushie-
Why does our flag have a bear on it?

[Morbus]

Because bears are fuzzy

Why is my hair growing so quickly?

[explosive_artist]

Because your hair thinks that you're cousin it

Why do you feel so accomplished after beating sephiroth on Kingdom Hearts?

[Rei-Rei]

Because this just proves that you too, CAN beat a guy like him in real life. =O
Is wallpaper that difficult to put up?

[error00004]

if it's ripped into little bits of paper then....yes :3

Why do I take milk to school?

[Morbus]

because there is no cow at school.

why do backgrounds always look better black
?