WISH CORRUPTER!!!!! 2.0

Liquid · April 25, 2009, 05:53:50 PM

Granted. Your personal language settings have changed from English to Spanish.

I wish my paintball gun worked better today.

K&K4ever · April 28, 2009, 12:13:20 PM

granted, but now you can't stop firing.

I wish I didn't have this stupid cold.

Liquid · April 28, 2009, 01:46:58 PM

Granted. You now will enjoy the Swine Flu instead.

I wish I had more fun stuff to do.

BumbleB · April 28, 2009, 04:01:25 PM

Granted you died

I wish my cosplay was finished

Liquid · April 28, 2009, 05:25:09 PM

Granted. But your dad grounds you for bad grades and you can't come to Fanime.

I wish I had food here.

BumbleB · April 28, 2009, 06:11:13 PM

Granted but it's all moldy and nasty.

I wish the school year would be over

Liquid · April 28, 2009, 08:20:51 PM

Granted. But you get held back a year...and its now 1 day before your new school year.

I wish I had super strength.

narutofan17 · April 29, 2009, 02:25:55 PM

Quote from: Liquid on April 28, 2009, 08:20:51 PM
Granted. But you get held back a year...and its now 1 day before your new school year.

I wish I had super strength.

Granted! But you are so strong that you broke every door you tried to open at Fanime and get banned
I wish I had a better paying job

Liquid · April 29, 2009, 03:37:51 PM

Granted! But you hate Alaska crab fishing.....

I wish I had an awesome gaming PC.

thedeke · April 29, 2009, 04:54:48 PM

Magically granted! Your new PC scolds you for measuring your golfing handicap, preferring to call it your "golfing disability".

I wish that I could play a mean bass guitar.

SimaSeph · April 30, 2009, 01:07:28 AM

Granted, but the mean bass guitar bites your fingers every time you touch a string.

I wish I had a nice glass of wine.

Lexy · April 30, 2009, 11:28:49 AM

Granted..

but a fly lands in it before you take your first sip.

I wish I had another month to save more spending money for Fanime...

Liquid · April 30, 2009, 02:20:02 PM

Granted. But you get laid off work.

I wish I had breakfast.

Absolute0 · May 02, 2009, 02:38:44 PM

Granted. But you can't eat it until dinner.

I wish for faster internets. So I can get the "news" faster.

Liquid · May 06, 2009, 03:02:59 AM

Granted...but you are now restricted to only viewing the news on the internet and nothing else since other things could effect the speed of viewing news.

I wish there were more hours in a day.

BumbleB · May 06, 2009, 05:47:33 PM

Granted! The days never end!

I wish people wouldn't make fun of anime.

SimaSeph · May 06, 2009, 07:12:46 PM

Granted, but then animals learn to talk and trash talk anime constantly.

I wish I had less trouble sleeping.

Liquid · May 06, 2009, 11:51:04 PM

Granted.You now only have a single problem with sleeping...but that problem is because it's so hard to sleep while being water-boarded.

I wish wishes were real.

SimaSeph · May 07, 2009, 12:05:42 AM

Granted, but the universal concept of reality alters so that everyone's wishes are skewed in some strange way.

I wish my 360 weren't annoying me.

Liquid · May 07, 2009, 12:23:34 AM

Granted. Now it annoys your girlfriend....and she dumps you.

I wish I had the money and time to go back to college.